The Baby Laughed on the Fryer
I make a lot of bizarre typos....fallout from brain surgery.
I couldn't type a coherent sentence for about a year after surgery. The thoughts were there but what came out was very strange.
For example, if I wanted to type, "The bird landed on the fence," what would come out of my fingers would be, "The baby laughed on the fryer." The brain cells were a little mixed up and tried to compensate for my very fast touch typing by throwing out anything close.
Funny thing is that the left brain stuff came out just fine on paper. "I could accurately do work at the lab and write, "One clear plastic bag containing a white powder substance that tested positive for Cocaine."
Every once in a while now a very strange word will creep into my typing and I often don't catch it on re-reading. But I'm healthy, happy, cancer-free (it was a benign tumor), and so I can settle for odd words now and then. It adds a little splice.....er...splatter....er spice.