Silly

I danced with your mom because I was drunk!!!!
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Apparently, I kicked a pickle because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

No arguments here! :)

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Originally Posted by NJBikeGal

Apparently, I kicked a pickle because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

No arguments here! :)

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OMG, that is hysterical! :D

I sang to a birdbath cause that's the way I roll.

(Who knew??);)

I did the Macarena with my dog because I am NOT a homosexual.

lol!

I danced with your mom because I hate myself. :p

I hugged a stuffed animal because I'm sexy and I do what I want

I murdered a LLama because I'm sexy and I do what I want. :eek:

How funny is that. How do you murder a llama? LOL

Mine sucked so bad I couldn't even write it. However, I see no one claimed to be doing these things because they couldn't control themselves. **scratches head** Interesting...

I smoked myself because the voices told me to.

I yelled at a llama because the voices told me to.

Bad voices! Bad voices!

I choked on myself because I'm sexy and do what I want:confused:

I murdered a noodle because I hate myself:p

If that isn't a carb addicts mantra, I don't know what is!

I ran over a fork because I'm cool like that.

Not another flat...:confused:

I yelled at an ipod because i hate my family!