Advantages of Being a Woman

ok KIT sign me up for being a guy - I really want to do most of those things. Already guilty of some........:eek:

Cali-
I don't *wear* skirts,
"when I can get away with it" generally means at the Fair or elsewhere around hippies, or out where people aren't...,
I think women are hot (but hey, guys are ok on the eyes too... sometimes), and "indecent exposure" doesn't pretain to being topless (at least in Eugene, I know... maybe other places too...)

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Originally Posted by Kitsune06

38 reasons why it's great to be a guy:
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1) Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2) Movie nudity is virtually always female.
4) A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
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Admittedly, I still enjoy #s 2,4,6,10,16,20 (sometimes?), 24, 26 (when I can get away with it), 28, 30, 32, 33, 35, and 38. Because I can, that's why. :cool: :D

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What happened to #3?

And I get 21/38 of these.

huh, didn't notice it was misnumbered.

Ok, top, #1 reason why it's good to be a woman-
A woman can score high on the "why its good to be a man" list and not feel like "less of a woman" because of it. maybe less of a 'lady', but not less of a woman. :D

Hey....that ain't no lady... thats my wife!

(sorry. Couldn't resist. Thats why I'm a dork).

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Originally Posted by CyclChyk

Laugh at yourself once in awhile.

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i laugh at myself every day. :D you have no idea the stupid things i do.

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Originally Posted by DebW

What happened to #3?

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must've been a guy number 3, he forgot to ask for directions. ;)

i've cried when i've gotten a speeding ticket, but it was more for what my dad was going to do to me then the actual ticket.

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Originally Posted by Kitsune06

38 reasons why it's great to be a guy:
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:D

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I love your list. I wanna be a guy!!

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Originally Posted by Kitsune06

Cali-
I don't *wear* skirts,
"when I can get away with it" generally means at the Fair or elsewhere around hippies, or out where people aren't...,
I think women are hot (but hey, guys are ok on the eyes too... sometimes), and "indecent exposure" doesn't pretain to being topless (at least in Eugene, I know... maybe other places too...)

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you must be a lesbian. me, i prefer a nice rock hard body, a six pack, that masculinity, nice arms, etc. -- and i'd think most women would agree. but seriously i don't know many places where you can just walk out in public with your boobs hanging out. it's just wrong. i see men walking topless all the time though.

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Originally Posted by Cali Sunshine

you must be a lesbian. me, i prefer a nice rock hard body, a six pack, that masculinity, nice arms, etc. -- and i'd think most women would agree. but seriously i don't know many places where you can just walk out in public with your boobs hanging out. it's just wrong. i see men walking topless all the time though.

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Hm. Think so, huh? Lemme check with my girlfriend. ;) She likes my nice rock-hard body, defined abs and nice arms... ;) I wouldn't confine myself to just that flat definition, though. I'm into those who appeal to me... Often women, but not always.
You can keep the masculinity. All I've ever gotten seeking it are people who leave the toilet seat up and/or jab my kidneys every morning trying to cuddle. :eek:
Hon, I'm not talking about "public". Brave as I might be, and as much of an advocate of people being happy with their bodies as I might be, I'm not gonna wander in "public" topless. People would laugh too hard. :D

Then again, to each her own. :D
Peace, chica :)

"L. A.", please find something else to do.

Who had the really cool smilie that meant "don't feed the trolls?" That was a good one.

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Originally Posted by KnottedYet

There are about 30 or 40 here.

"LA", please find something else to do.

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not surprised. and i am from el segundo, not l.a.

KnottedYet "There are about 30 or 40 of us here."

.... and the rest of them lie about it:D

JK, really, I am sooooo kidding.

Cali, this board is a very special diverse group of women, we range all over the map and are diverse including all ethnic goups, religions and countries. Our politics are all over the range and yes :eek: even mountain bikers (again. I am soooo kidding).

What we have in common is cycling and this board has a history and tone of respectful discussion.

It is a place we all can meet and discover what we have in common not what divides us.

Furthermore phrases like "well them you must be a lesbian" .... since when is the term lesbian an insult? :mad: It's just a fact, some women are, some aren't, sometimes you feel like nut, sometimes you don't.

You are welcome here yet I hope TE remains a respectfull and diverse place.

I'm thinking someone turned you down for a date

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Originally Posted by Cali Sunshine

not surprised.

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Let me rephrase my statement. It's generally unnecessary to state the already blindingly, almost painfully obvious and to do so makes one doubt the powers of observation of the one making the statement. Here, I was enjoying this thread, but Cali, I've looked at your previous posts, and I'm with Lisa S.H. Call me paranoid (it's my job. Literally.) but you give me a bad "vibe".
I don't care where you're from or what your IP is. You still smell like a troll. You've trolled this thread from its inception.

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Originally Posted by Trek420

KnottedYet "There are about 30 or 40 of us here."

.... and the rest of them lie about it:D

JK, really, I am sooooo kidding.

Cali, this board is a very special diverse group of women, we range all over the map and are diverse including all ethnic goups, religions and countries. Our politics are all over the range and yes :eek: even mountain bikers (again. I am soooo kidding).

What we have in common is cycling and this board has a history and tone of respectful discussion.

It is a place we all can meet and discover what we have in common not what divides us.

Furthermore phrases like "well them you must be a lesbian" .... since when is the term lesbian an insult? :mad: It's just a fact, some women are, some aren't, sometimes you feel like nut, sometimes you don't.

You are welcome here yet I hope TE remains a respectfull and diverse place.

I'm thinking someone turned you down for a date

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well i never said it in an insulting way, if that's how you took it. i don't think the word "lesbian" is an insult, just a factual depiction of one's sexuality. i'm fully hetero, but that's just me. whatever.

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Originally Posted by Kitsune06

Let me rephrase my statement. It's generally unnecessary to state the already blindingly, almost painfully obvious and to do so makes one doubt the powers of observation of the one making the statement. Here, I was enjoying this thread, but Cali, I've looked at your previous posts, and I'm with Lisa S.H. Call me paranoid (it's my job. Literally.) but you give me a bad "vibe".
I don't care where you're from or what your IP is. You still smell like a troll. You've trolled this thread from its inception.

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i was a member here a little over a year ago. i have contributed much positive to this forum. you can be "paranoid" all you want but i know who i am. hell i don't blame you with all the weirdos on the net, but for all i know i don't know who you are and you could be anyone. the fact is i speak my mind, some may find it offensive for whatever reason -- but i don't name-call. i on the other hand have been called "troll," accused of being past members who have been on here among other things. it's amazing. one person (who i will not name) sent me PM's telling me they received the same "newbie" treatment when they first got here.