While we're dreaming on...
No ice or snow on the roads, ever.
Wide, clean shoulders the whole way.
Cops directing stopping cars to let bikes go at intersections. :D
No bike-killer storm drains with the parallel bars (I counted no fewer than 20 of these in an 8-mile stretch of my ride)
Most of all, no:
- Stinky garbage trucks
- Semi trucks with big long trailers on narrow roads
- Landscaping trucks, especially with big trailers*
- Snow plows spewing salt as they pass you
- School buses that pass too close
- Vehicles that pass within 1 foot of you at any time
*Yesterday I got passed by a van that had a huge fan affixed the the front. It was towing a large trailer, and attached to the back of the trailer was the basket for a hot air balloon!