Broken cookies have no calories.
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Broken cookies have no calories.
That's another one I've heard before -- that calories from anything brown don't count. That one and the evening-out-the-crooked-cut-pie one. Also a third: that they don't count if you're just finishing off those left-over bits that aren't enough for another meal and therefore not worth fridge space. After all, throwing out food is a sin, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pedal Wench
yep, that's why brown sugar is healthier than regular sugar! ;)
and second-hand calories don't count... especially if you swipe the fries/ cookie/ milkshake off of your friend/ brother's tray.
or if someone makes you a meal as a treat. that doesn't count.
and you *have* to eat the broken brownies/ cookies/ chips! they're *broken*! you can't subject some other poor person to eating the broken bits.
i spin with a group on sunday mornings, and then we make chocolate chip pancakes with syrup/ real bacon/ scrambled eggs in the bacon grease/ mimosas/ coffee... that doubly doesn't count, because it's sunday and we did a spinervals video! :D :cool:
fries don't count if everyone around you has some (like tonight).
I like the "negative calories" if you give the pie crust to the dog.
My sister said "milk chocolate" was a dairy product when she was pregnant...but her babies weighed 9# 3oz (a month premature) and 10# 6oz respectively :eek: .
Let's see...dark chocolate is good for your heart, no calories there. Whole grains don't have calories, as we all know. Ummmm...no way can soy milk have calories. Definitely, caffeine-free diet Coke is a calorie eliminator...if you're working all night, nothing you eat has calories...M&Ms are a vitamin if eaten at 4AM after delivering a baby...
Oh, man, is it time for me to go to bed! :p L.
Of course, if you bike to the meal, the calories don't count. (Even if the greasy spoon joint you are going to is only 1 mile away - downhill.)
The week of the test. They all get used up with all that stress and energy it takes to stay up those extra hours.
Oooo, good one! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by btchance
When the food is smaller than a dime. Such as choc-covered espresso beans.
Nanci
Yep ;) and this is one of these weeks. pulmonary and cario pathophysiology tests, Friday and Saturday. hmm, maybe I should get back to studying.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lise
you can eat anything you want since you are sick and your body need to replenish supplies. ;)
When you care for pregnant women for a living. I mean, somebody has to model "small frequent meals" for them, right? Oh, the sacrifices I make...:rolleyes:
Ahh... but you have to ride that 1 mile to get backup... up hill ;) :)Quote:
Originally Posted by MomOnBike
Mel
Tailwinds! (yeah, that's the story...) :DQuote:
Ahh... but you have to ride that 1 mile to get backup... up hill
* calories don't count at any TE gal dinner/after ride drink (uhm, meal) :D
I couldn't resist. I just had to add it to the list.
The calories don't count when it is to solve a grammar or spelling question.
Anybody get my favorite - if you eat half.
If you eat 1/2 of a cookie, you can subtract the calories in the 1/2 not eaten from the half you eat and come out with 0.
The math works, it really does.
I generally don't count calories, but always have an excuse for eating stuff that probably has a lot of them :rolleyes: ....
ice cream - my main source of calcium
chocolate - full of antioxidants, good for preventing heart disease and osteoporosis and a few other things and if it's milk chocolate that means more calcium
chips/crisps - I sweat just going up stairs so I'm sure I need more salt in my diet.
apple pie - part of the 5 fruits a day...and an apple a day keeps the doctor away or so they say...make it a-la-mode and you've covered the dairy category too.
When my pre-school daughter discovered that Big Sister was learning subtraction and division, she had to learn these neat things too. Wanting to make things easier for her, I pulled out the chocolate chips & showed her all about division and subtraction. (we grouped 3's and 5's for division & then subtracted into our mouths)
When you are teaching math to your far-too-smart-for-her-own-good preschool daughter the chocolate chips consumed in the process have no calories.
Ditto on the ice cream and chocolate. I use those excuses too often. I used the sweating excuse for eating copious amounts of fritos and blackbean and corn salsa last weekend after a ride in 85F heat and about 90% humidity. Oh, they were good.Quote:
Originally Posted by uk elephant
Here's another excuse: Hershey's Take5 bar... It's a balanced snack. There's salt on the pretzel for replacing loss from sweating while riding, and hey - pretzels are supposed to be good for you, right???, protein in the peanut butter than ran by the candy bar, the chocolate is good for you for reasons UK stated above, and the caramel..... well.... the jury's still out on that one.
The caramel prevents your blood sugar from dropping too low as a result of exertion.
Sweeeeet Cinderly! That's a good one.
I'm preventing heart disease and osteoporosis right now...:p
On Shabbat calories don't count.
Calories don't count when you volunteer your time at a half ironman....(6am-noon on saturday!!!)
They also don't count when you watch the #1 triathlete zoom out of transition....(man was he fast!!!)
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