Why men shouldn't wear red bike shorts.

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Originally Posted by boy in a kilt

I can't imagine walking up to a lady and saying "so what do you have under your dress?" Yet, I've had women I don't know walk up to me in all manner of places and ask that very question. And I've caught women trying to have a sneaky peek in bars, etc.

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Believe me (and of course, I know you realize this), you might not be able to imagine saying that to a woman, but lots of guys imagine and say lots worse. *sigh*

PS: A lot of the things you listed about liking kilts are the same reasons I very often prefer to wear a skirt, rather than pants!

You guys are seriously torturing me with all of this kilt talk. Y'all are very much making me miss my utilikilt-wearin', bike-ridin' something-or-other. *sigh*

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Originally Posted by Aquila

Their helmets don't match!

(What, I was supposed to notice something else?)

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yes. "party in my pants. party in my pants" :D :D :D

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Originally Posted by boy in a kilt

I think if my wife ever saw a photo of Viggo Mortensen in a kilt, I would be gone in a second.

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This image just convinced me that I need to come up with a clever way of talking my DH into a kilt! *drool*

Has anyone actually searched for proof that the image is photoshopped? Cause I have seen guys in bike shorts that didn't look much different, so I think the photo may be within the limits of reason.
I went to Poland once- everyone was good looking there.

ok, so far I've refrained from commenting :D --
but here goes:

first of all, the black shorts really don't look any less revealing than the red shorts...

and I have never seen a man in bike shorts look quite like that, in public anyway :D ...

I don't know anything about photoshopping, so don't know if the picture could be "retouched" for this particular effect or not... but eek...

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Originally Posted by wiseowl

Has anyone actually searched for proof that the image is photoshopped?

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Originally Posted by liza

I don't know anything about photoshopping, so don't know if the picture could be "retouched" for this particular effect or not... but eek...

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I know I've made boobs get bigger and fat rolls disappear- I'm the photoshop Fairy!
A shadow here, a highlight there....

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Originally Posted by wiseowl

so I think the photo may be within the limits of reason.
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Reason??? :confused: :eek:

do you mean "biology" perhaps?

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Originally Posted by wiseowl

Has anyone actually searched for proof that the image is photoshopped? Cause I have seen guys in bike shorts that didn't look much different, so I think the photo may be within the limits of reason.
I went to Poland once- everyone was good looking there.

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I agree...I don't think it's photoshopped. I do think it's staged...:rolleyes:

HOWEVER, I do feel qualified to say that it's not a "natural placement" and that they likely arranged things for maximum shock effect;)

However, I feel sorry for the 2nd from the left...he looks so - ummm - 'self conscious':( :eek: ...and poor guy, he's plastered all over the internet looking like that:(