Seriously, who does this!?

I have a job interview on Friday, and I'm trying to figure out how to ask if they have a lunch thief!!! :confused:

I would have to increase my requested starting salary to make up for the effective loss in income due to an inflated grocery bill! :rolleyes:

One of my least favorite questions in interviews is "Do you have any questions for us?". This may be your opening! Asking "What about refrigerator security" in a serious voice would make you memorable:D