Oh good grief, that's exactly what I did with my phone just this June.
I came out of the portajohn and said to my husband, "Call Verizon and find out where their nearest store is."
Luckily I was already due for new-every-2, so I had to sign up for a new contract, but I didn't have to pay for the phone :rolleyes:
It took a couple of days before it was funny. :p Now I'm just REALLY REALLY CAREFUL whenever I have anything clipped to my hip or belt!

