Thanks for a smile today!
This thread is really cracking me up. Today my hubby and I went on a 40 mile road ride and I kept scoping out my knee and chest clearance whenever I went into my drops. My hubby caught me once and asked what the heck I was doing and I said, "I just want to see how close my knees come to my boobs, can you tell me if they are close honey, like almost touching? barely touching? what?". . . . he just looked at me kind of strange. Well I have to report that my itty bitty tiny ones never got close but now my hubby thinks I am suffering some form of menopause weirdness. sigh
I thought of this thread one day last week........
as I was riding home on the bike trail, some lady and her male friend were walking along the drainage ditch down off the side of the trail. As I drew close, she lifted her shirt and proceeded to show me that she too had no boob to knee clearance - of course she was standing which made her lack of clearance a very sad sight to see. As I passed them, I heard her male friend say " oh man...that was a girrrrrrllllll"! :eek: