Why Bike Shorts are Black

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Originally Posted by teigyr

This is making me rethink buying used saddles.

That and how did it spread UP?

I hope y'all know this is the last thing I see before I go to bed :eek:

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LMAO.... same here, GF!!! OMG.... brain image forever fried. I may have nightmares tonight.

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Originally Posted by BabyBlueNTulsa

LMAO.... same here, GF!!! OMG.... brain image forever fried. I may have nightmares tonight.

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Hmmmm....I noticed none of you complained about the last minute images when we were just talking "red" shorts!!!! LOL!!! ;)

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Originally Posted by imdeanna

OMG....WHAT is that? (do I even need to ask? is it what I think it is??) Are you serious??? I've heard people say that the 'real serious' athletes will just 'go' while riding...but I just ASSUMED they were referring to Peeing.....not #2'ing!!!

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Nope, they'll do it. Greg Lemond won one of his Tours de France with a raging case of bazooka poo. Rather than stop everytime he had to relieve himself, he just cut loose. The others in the peleton said the smell was horrible.

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Originally Posted by imdeanna

I think the 2nd to last guy....is FLIPPING us off!!!! :eek::eek:

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or is he just happy to see us? :p :D ;)

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Originally Posted by teigyr

I hope y'all know this is the last thing I see before I go to bed :eek:

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Nighty night, sweet dreams ;) :rolleyes:

Maybe they all smell cinnamon buns.

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Originally Posted by boy in a kilt

Maybe they all smell cinnamon buns.

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LOL!!!!! :D


Hey that poor guy had diarrhea and couldn't control it I guess. Maybe he had prune juice for breakfast. :eek: He might not even have realized his faux pas while exerting himself on his bike. Give the poor fellow a break! :(

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Originally Posted by boy in a kilt

Maybe they all smell cinnamon buns.

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If you ask me they LOOK like a bunch of lil' cinnamon buns! :D

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Originally Posted by boy in a kilt

Nope, they'll do it. Greg Lemond won one of his Tours de France with a raging case of bazooka poo. Rather than stop everytime he had to relieve himself, he just cut loose. The others in the peleton said the smell was horrible.

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Ewwwwwww.....
And I thought having to smell the raging B.O. of some of the guys on the group ride was bad! Sheesh! :rolleyes:

It may have had something to do with why he won. I sure as hell wouldn't suck his wheel even if I could keep up with him.

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Originally Posted by imdeanna

OMG....WHAT is that? (do I even need to ask? is it what I think it is??) Are you serious??? I've heard people say that the 'real serious' athletes will just 'go' while riding...but I just ASSUMED they were referring to Peeing.....not #2'ing!!!

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LOL, you are too funny.

:eek::eek::eek:
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Originally Posted by teigyr

That and how did it spread UP?

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A testament to the most excellent wicking properties of that fabric?

Oh Zen I did NOT need to read that right after dinner! :eek::eek::D:p

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Originally Posted by zencentury

A testament to the most excellent wicking properties of that fabric?

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LOL Zen!

ummm from the looks that photo of the Quick step rider is Paris-Roubaix (that's the only road race I know of that ends in a velodrome at least). What's on the back of dude's shorts is probably mud...(I won't guarantee that though)