If someone offers you a breath mint...take it!!
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If someone offers you a breath mint...take it!!
A little twist to the left
Or a twist to the right
Is a bad idea in a canoe!
Ellen: I love your signature line!!!
So what happens if you use a lint roller on a guinea pig?????
To quote the guinea pig "WHEEEEEEEEEEP!"Quote:
Originally Posted by kelownagirl
I learned the adhesive on lint rollers is strong enough to remove "unshedding" hair as well (at least on a little guinea pig), causing the guinea pig pain and distress and the user of the lint roller to be called a BAD PIGMASTER by the rest of the family :o
and your wallet.Quote:
Originally Posted by chickwhorips
this is an old one, but still holds true
Do not wash your 6 year old's clothing with his dad's dress shirts unless you are willing to stick your hands in their little pockets and pull out all the crayon pieces.
Men's dress shirts with vague colorful scribble crayon designs are useless and
the stains do not come out.
Can anyone guess why my sons learned to do their own laundry when they were still little?
and your cell phone. :o Going thru the dryer doesn't correct the damage from the washer...Quote:
Originally Posted by Trek420
I washed and dried my debit card once and it was so shiny and new looking although a little warped. I didn't think it would work anymore but it did! I get strange looks from cashiers now because it looks a little funny...
It doesn't?? Damn. You'd think....oh well.Quote:
Originally Posted by KnottedYet
I like this thread.
I havent fallen off :D ,or crashed my bike in 2 weeks. Im not saying it out loud..just thinkinking it with a smile on my face.
Too late!- JINXED!!! :eek: :eek: ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by suzieqtwa
Don't come to a stop on your bike with your feet still clipped into your peddles and think you won't fall, unless you have great balance. :rolleyes:
There is a big difference between the word amapola (poppy in European Spanish) and ama polla. BIG difference.
When learning to use platform pedals on your MTB bike, wear shin guards.
When learning to snowboard wear wrist guards.
LOL! Poor piggie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lifesgreat
Do guinea pigs really shed THAT much? I think there is more to this story that you aren't telling us, Pigmaster.
oh, no DON'T get into language!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wahine
in Italian Tetto is ROOF and TETTA is uh, T I T
and fico is fig and fica is I can't say that word for a girl part, sorry..but
you've all heard it, it's not very nice.
And italians think it is so darn funny when you confuse these things.