A less literary option...
Howdy, IFJane -- IndyFab person from Richmond VA here! Is your steed a girl or a boy? Do you run Shimano or Campy? If the latter and you lean toward the exotic, how 'bout Fabiana or Fabio?
Mine's an '06 steel CJ SE with S&S couplers so I can fly with him. Yes, him. A friend admired "that cool little peewee bike" (bike and I are smallish), and so PeeWee he became. I've wanted an IF ever since I started road-riding seriously and hope to have many Big Adventures with him. The quality of this ride lives up to my every expectation. I know you'll thoroughly enjoy yours! KayTee
Who's got the smallest IF peewee?
OK, since many of us here are proudly riding little peewee IF bikes, who's got the smallest? My serial number starts with 37, though when I measure the seat tube it looks like 38. Effective top tube is 47.
KayTee, I totally envy your S&S couplers. That's the one thing that I wish came with my bike. I know it can be retrofitted, but it pains me to think about ever cutting up my bike. Instead, I think I'm going to be on the lookout for something like an older Terry steel bike, to do the S&S thing someday.