Dear Weather Gods:
Please don't forget that the PNW has a wet and dry side. I don't blame Mimi, but please continue to snow on the dry east side. Unlikethe west side, we need to moisture. We won't get any more in a few months. We need every bit. Especially the fishies.
Besides, I haven't had enough skiing for the season and I'm stuck inside now with a gigandawanda blister and bronchitis so prolonging the ski season would be very appreciated.
Which reminds me . . .
Dear Parents of Snotcicle Laden Short People:
Please keep them at home where they belong. The only two times in the last two years I've been surrounded by your microbe incubators I've been sick within 48 hours. I don't get sick otherwise so I know you are responsible. Show a little respect for others.
Signed,
A sick SK
Hack, wheeze . . . .