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Originally Posted by KnottedYet
Dear BOOBS!
I always kidded that when I grew old and y'all dried up that I'd end up having to roll you puppies up to put you in a bra.. not too sure THAT was a joke at this point. :eek:
Signed
Not too happy about looking like something out of NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC!
Dear Boob Complainers,
I had a pt last week (young, actually mom of a pt- 30ish?) who wants to have a boob job because she and her sister accuse eachother of having Ubangi Warrior Boobs! Nice mental image...
Dear You know who you are,
I don't know why you thought you had to be such an @$$ at the ride the other day. :mad: Generally when someone says good morning or speaks to you the polite thing is to respond in kind. Don't say you were tired, you were speaking to everyone else quite coherently. And yeah, after the first slight it felt sooooo good for this fat @$$ on a hybrid to pass your SEVEN a 20+ mph even if it were only for a few moments.http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...s/Overkill.gif I don't know what crawled up yours but I didn't know guys could get ragtime! :mad:
I know I left breakfast ahead of the rest of the group, (knew none of you would be riding with me anyways) but did you REALLY have to take the SHORTCUT to pass me so I wouldn't beat you all to the next gathering point?? I was soooo close. That's ok! I got the best revenge, I FINISHED MY CENTURY and all you got was 41 miles because you didn't even finish the full ride much less ride the 25 miles to and from.
I hope you're in a better mood next time I see you and BTW, I don't forget a slight.. :mad: You really don't want to PIZZ me off anymore... you don't want to see me angry, I can be a real NIGHTMARE!http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...htjacket_b.jpg
LOL, even as much as I don't care for them hangin so low, I was quite terrified when I thought I might lose one a few years ago when I found my first thankfully benign lump.:eek: I have lumps in the right one now and they believe they're the same.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nanci
Oh, I do hope "you know who you are" knows what you did!Quote:
Originally Posted by mary9761
And they aren't hot flashes. They're power surges!
Pooks
Originally Posted by mary9761
That's ok! I got the best revenge, I FINISHED MY CENTURY and all you got was 41 miles because you didn't even finish the full ride much less ride the 25 miles to and from.
Oh HE DOES!!! I will remind him too next time I see him! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by pooks
They are INDEED power surges at times, it's amazing what a little bit of GRRRRRR can do to help with that 80 mile mark and you're starting to fade. Of course not even that will do it sometimes if you're truly TOAST.
Dear Nike,
Ever thought about selling Nike cycling gear at a Nike store? It could work. Why don't you give that a try?
Sincerely,
A cyclist who regularly shops Nike stores
Dear Athletic Apparel Manufacturers who cater to women,
Size 12 is not an XL.
Size 14 is not an XL.
Size 16 is not an XL.
According to LLBean, major manufacturer of outdoorwear, 18-20 is an XL.
Believe it or not, size 12 chicks don't like ordering XL any more than real XL chicks like getting left out in the cold.
Thank you,
Pooks
Dear Pooks,
YES!!!!! What is up with the random sizing in the cycling world?
Sincerely,
Bethro
Dear family on the plane yesterday:
perhaps you should put off European vacations until your children are old enough to endure the flight. Start small - build up to 8 hours in the air.
(I should add, I am the mother of 3 under 6 who all fly multiple times per year, but the longest we have attempted is a 4.5 hour flight)
Dear dog,
Please stop barking at the gardener and his leaf blower.
Dear child,
Please stop yelling at the dog who is barking at the gardener and his leaf blower.
Dear self,
Please remember to buy earlplugs to wear on Wednesdays when the child is yelling at the dog to stop barking at the gardener and his leaf blower.
Dear sweet lovely Bianchi Veloce on whom I just placed a deposit-
I know you want to go out and travel the roads instead of sitting in the shop on these glorious summer days. Don't worry, I'll be back to get you soon, and we'll spend many happy hours together!
Love, Your new best friend
P.S. What's your name?
Dear USPS,
Please feel free to deliver my Nashbar order today. :D
Love,
WantsherTopeakCompactHandlebarBagandshimmels
Dear Contractor,
It's me again.
Even though I in general really like you and know you do good work, I think that for the duration of the project, I'm pretty much going to hate you. Okay? Hope that's not too big a problem.
WOULD YOU PLEASE GET A MOVE ON? THERE'S A BIG FREAKING HOLE IN MY YARD. I'D LIKE TO GET IT FILLED BEFORE SOMEONE FALLS IN AND SUES ME.
Thank you.
Dear, sweet GF,
I realize I told you I knew the best way to get anyone into any hobby was to give them the best of one's own stuff and let them have fun...
And I realize I said your bike was sort of a POS, while mine feels like a modern miracle to behold, and somehow manages to coast uphill, defying gravity at times...
but I've put lots of time and money into your bike, so now it works and rides at least as well as mine...
so can I please have my bike back when we ride together? ;)
Love,
Kitsu
hmm, Kitsu, sounds like we have a problem here! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kitsune06
I dunno, anything that starts out with "dear, sweet GF" sounds darned tolerable to me! :D Happy for ya. L.
Dear MP,
Please quit sending me notes about how you're watching the TdF and what's up with so and so, etc., etc., when you know darn well I have been couped up in conference rooms and have no OLN. Somehow logging on to cycling.TV during other people's presentations seems a bit over the top, even for me.
Signed your dear friend having the DTs over no TdF exposure,
SK
Dear SK -
OOOPS. I will shut up now.
You should be here when I know the result and DH does not. It is so hard to not react to ANYTHING.
Love. MP
PS - Come back to civilization soon. We miss you!!!
Dear MP -
Just tell me the highlights. I haven't had time to read all the reports. I need some kind of distillation. What's the really juicy stuff I need to know?
Hoping to be home middle of the day Friday. The gossip here just isn't the same without yawl.
SK
That's right, SK! I forgot you were in conference-land. I've been missing you around and about. L.
I know!! It is super sad and lonely without her here.
Gosh, I feel so loved.
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Originally Posted by SadieKate
Well, duh!!
:cool:
I'm so very sorry for not being more careful when I propped you up against my back railing tonight. I was in a hurry to get to my group ride and I didn't see you sliding down while I was locking the door. Believe me when I say that it hurt me more than it hurt you when I saw that you got a half-inch dent in your top tube. I had to hold back the tears.
I understand that you were still smarting from that blow when two hours later you dumped me off at a stop sign in front of fifteen other riders whom I barely know, and left me with a bloody knee.
I hope this means we're even now and we can resume our happy relationship.
Sincerely,
Kate:o
Dear Little old lady in the big buick,
When I have already taken the left turn lane, you do not have the right to cut in front of me. You are fortunate that I am a nice person who does not call old ladies 'idiots' and kick their fenders.
What she said :D !Quote:
Originally Posted by Brandy
Sincerely,
Wantshershockpumptubesandgoobecauseshe'sleavingtown
Dear Mother of Small Children at the race finish line,
PLEASE keep your kids out of the road!! It's not a good place for 2 and 3 year olds to play--we are sprinting for the finish here. Not only could your kids have caused a wreak, potentially hurting a racer as well as themselves, but there were CARS coming the other direction around the corner.
I hate to think what might have happened...please keep a better eye on the kiddies!
A concerned racer
Dear Contractor,
The last effing Ice Age moved faster than this house project is going. I'M JUST SAYIN'.
Dear Floyd,
say it isn't so
Dear Floyd
You seem like such a good kid. I hope it comes out okay, you deserve
your win.
I am worried that "the machine" is so corrupt that they are going to ruin
your win because of politics. I am glad you can afford the best lawyers that money can buy and I wish you all the luck in the world.
a fan
mimi
Dear sweaty guy on the stationary bike at the gym,
How/why do you sweat so much? Do you think that you could use your towel and try to catch that downpour before it becomes a puddle on the floor? Oh, and coughing up a lung while exercising is a big turn off to the other gym members, especially when you're spitting loogies into your towel every two minutes.
Signed,
Disgusted gym-goer
Dear Robbie!
Congratulations on you Green Jersey win overall in Le Tour de France.
But really! Did you HAVE to name your son Ewan?
Ewan McEwen?
Oh well at least it rhymes
From
Concerned-bystander-knowing how cruel kids can be.
I thought the same thing!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by light_sabe_r
Dear Robbie,
What light_sabe_r said. Guess you're just looking for more reason to headbutt folks?
Sheesh,
SK
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Originally Posted by Brandy
And yet another ditto!Quote:
Originally Posted by SadieKate
Dear weather people in the clouds,
Do you mind not raining on me at night time when it's hard for me to see? I know with the double shots(lights) seeing the path is much easier but rain on glasses isn't safe when one çan't see well normally!!!!
Also, do you mind not raining half way into my ride-I turn around at a good spot just because of you and then when i'm almost home you stop raining.
I like rain for off road-mud......but on road do you mind???
Annoyed in Perth...(but happy farmers down south)
Dear Neighbor:
I know you are a very kind-hearted man who cannot say no when people as you to watch their dogs. You had 3 of your own. Then you took in your sister's two ancient dogs. Then your son's fiance brought over her puppy mini-dachsund. And they are all very well-behaved dogs, and even though you are two over the limit, I love them all and have said nothing.
But when you took in your son's fiance's parent's daschunds for the week while they are on vacation, you crossed the line. There are now 8 dogs at your house. But these two aren't fitting in. Not that I dislike the dogs themselved, as I'm sure they are fine pooches. However, they are extremely barky. And everytime I let my dogs out, your guest-dogs run to the fence and begin barking. Which gets my wolfhounds going. Ok, so I have a bark collar on one of them, so she isn't actually barking.
Because I respect ALL my surrounding neighbors, when this occurs, I bring MY dogs into the house. They are half responsible for the noise. Could you at ANY time afford us the same courtesy? Because frankly, neighbor, it has gotten so that I cannot let my dogs out AT ALL. Because you leave your dogs in your garage with the door open 24/7 so they always have access to the backyard. There are NO times, day or night, that I can let my dogs out for any exercise - because you are either not home to bring yours in when they bark (as I do) or you ARE there and seem to not notice the noise that will get us all fined at some point. All I'd like is an hour in the morning and an hour in the evening - your dogs can have the rest of the whole d**mn day outside for all I care....
(thanks for the venting forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Dear LAF,
I appreciate the fact that you're a charitable organization, and your purpose for these events is *purely* fundraising, but all the same, it seems unfair that riders, just for the privilage of riding in your events, have to raise 10x the money walkers and runners have to. It seems like overtaxing a lot of people who know who you are and do this out of the goodness of their hearts, and there are a lot of people who didn't do it this year because of that $450 minimum difference. ...and don't get me wrong, I managed it, but still...
I'm not sure if I'd be too enthusiastic to do it next year. I'll still do charity rides because now I'm strong enough to contribute my abilities to worthy causes, but... if you still have that high minimum that I'd have to meet myself if I couldn't ask it of others, I just won't. That's a lot to ask of someone on my budget, and a lot of others. We're not all pros etc...
Food for thought.
Kitsu