where's *google bike*...

...I'm thinking of having yourself measured (see this thingie, by a company called velotraum, lets you get all the measurements - http://www.velotraum.de/bilder/mas/2...914_1klein.jpg and then keying those values into a search engine, which will come up with a series of suggestions for frames that would fit you - all makers, all price ranges.

Where's the dedicated bike & computer geek to do it?

Ooo yeah. You could sell this idea, retire, and do nothing but ride your bike.

Sounds a little like Ergobike:
http://www.bsn.com/cycling/ergobike.html
Ed Zimmerman is just he computer geek to do it!:)