The Circle of Life is All Backwards

*You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.
*Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.
*You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
*You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
*You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.
*You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

NOW THAT is funny!!! :D

I got this from a friend in Canada but it was called cycle of life!

Sounds ideal! However, my career would have to shift a bit...from midwife to mortician?!? :p