Who Outranks a Princess?

A British Airways passenger cabin was being served by
an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put
everyone into a good mood as he served them food and
drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
down the aisle and announced to the passengers:
"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so
if you could just put up your trays, that would be
super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a
well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved
a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big
brute engines." he said, "I asked you to raise your
trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the
ground".

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I
am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing
a beat, "Well sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a
Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up bee-yotch."

Heh. Nice. :D (Have I used ten characters yet?)

oooh, that's like my old favorite about the dandily dressed queen taking the bus. Gay guy is wearing a tux, spats, carrying a silver-knobbed cane ... veeery formal! Bus driver heckles him by stopping for the pickup with the door blocked by a sign pole, ignoring his buzz on the stop request button and stopping 2 blocks late, then calling out "Hey! Fairy Godmother! Here's where you get off!" Gay guy calmly walks up to the front of the bus and, as he disembarks, knocks the bus driver on the head with his silver-knobbed cane and says sweetly, "Turn to sh*t."