Weirdo day on the park trails
I was riding off road on my cyclocross bike in a local forest, I sped down the paved road to find the access and wound passsed the gate..
And there sitting smack in the MIDDLE of the trail was a guy, on a blanket.
He was wearing a Speedo type thongie bathing trunk, and THAT's ALL. He was doing some strange Yoga position. He was darn near nekkid, and not someone you would like to see nekkid.
The whole thing looked incredibly gross and was extremely weird. Like, DUDE, A) GET OUT OF THE ROAD!:D B) PUT SOME CLOTHES ON
Wierdo day on the trails, Part II
Okay, this isn't really weird, but after I got back from the trails with the naked guy, I was packing up my stuff, when, LO and BEHOLD, a group of mountain bikers comes rolling out of the forest from nowhere.
THEY WERE ABOUT 12 OF THE HOTTEST LOOKING MEN I'VE SEEN IN ABOUT 20 YEARS, all diff types and ages. Plus they were friendly!!. :p
This was like some kind of cycle chick porn dream!!
Anyway, later I found out that there is a regular Nemba ride at that exact time and day when I was there and they were reconning for late-comers.
Guess I'll be going back there. :D
Where in MA did you find the wierdo
There have been a lot of wierdo sightings lately in the MA DCR lands.:eek:
When you see one, send an email to the site supervisor, there is a wierdo task force who will investigate.
We need to keep our recreational areas safe from preditors