signs and fun things from a road trip to the Little Red Riding Hood Ride in Utah nex

I am taking a two day road trip to Albuquerque to meet up with my next oldest sister and her bike, will hang around with her part of tomorrow and all day Monday and then we will pack bikes etc and drive on to Salt Lake City to meet up with the younger twin sisters, hang around a day or two for sister time, then pack two bike and riders per car and carvan the two cars up to Logan for the weekend to do theLittle Red Ride ride. The process will reverse after the ride.

So today I left Houston and headed out through Waco, and Abilene to Lubbock for the first half to the drive to Albuquerque. I am definitely in west Texas heartland with miles and miles of miles and miles. Highlights from today's drive are as follows:
typical radio song country and western style included the chorus "two wives, three dogs, four cars, five jobs, and now I just
don't care anymore.
Road names I would love to know the background and origins of: Noodle Dome Road and Stink Creek road.
Museum I would also like to know the general contents of: the WASP Museum. ( is it an acronym, a sting , or an Anglo Saxon?)
Pithy sign for the day: on a black background with gold lettering " Don't Make Me Come Down There." GOD