I ordered a bathing suit.
What will it be, comedy, tragedy or Theater of the Absurd?!
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I ordered a bathing suit.
What will it be, comedy, tragedy or Theater of the Absurd?!
I tried on the last suit I ordered online (and promptly returned) right after dinner. I unequivocally recommend that you try yours on with an empty stomach. The horror of what I looked like still haunts me.
Thanks for the giggle!! I'll keep you in my thoughts.:D
A little candlelight, a little wine, some mood music, and angle the top of the mirror toward you.
You are hysterical. I'm sure it will be a great adventure!:D
I ordered a suit online after trying on a gazillion one day (my size wasn't at the store). Had it shipped to my little sister's house so it would be there when I came to visit a few days later. She opened it out of curiosity, and called me to tell me it looked HUGE...well, when I tried it on, it fit perfectly :o
I can't complain, it really looks pretty good on me, but it's a bikini with boy-short bottoms and the bottoms look pretty massive when they're just sitting there! So don't judge the suit before you try it on, either!
Thanks everyone!
I used the free shipping option, so I will have 5 to 9 days of contemplation before the big day.
I'm paraphrasing a friend of mine on Facebook, but I loved it so much that I'm keeping it.
How to get your body bikini ready:
Step 1. Stand in front of the mirror and proudly state: "B**CH, I AM FABULOUS!"
Step 2. Put on bikini.
-- gnat!
OK, this inspired me to buy my first 2 piece (not a tankini) in like 20 years. Looking at others at the pond, I deduced I am OK to wear this, but who knows when it arrives.
WTG Crankin!
This and a little body hair maintenance too.Quote:
Originally Posted by gnat23
2 piece arrived.
I wore it to neighborhood pond.
Nobody fainted.
It looks OK; it actually fit well. I feel a little uncomfortable about the hip area, but, it's OK. Not sure if I will wear it in a more public venue.
Congratulations Crankin!
Mine is still not here yet.
Maybe today?
Oh, good grief. I guess I messed up my order and didn't complete it (until this morning). So I'm starting my wait over.
*eye roll*
Jeez Malkin, the suspense is killing me.
Garnet Hill has a bunch of swimsuits on sale right now.