Theft suspect's triathlon to avoid the cops

Awesome.

http://www.wausaudailyherald.com/art...text|FRONTPAGE

And it was in Marathon County!!

I like that the truck owner said:

"It's too bad the kid turned out the way he did," Spiegel said in a phone interview several hours after the incident. "I can't be mad at him. It's just a truck."

Nice sense of perspective from a 50 year old, looking at the f*ck-up actions of an 18 year old.
(I doubt I'd ever be that calm)

Ha! Maybe he'll get out of jail and decide to race instead of steal.