A piece of pavement walked into a bar. It gruffly ordered a beer, drank it down in one gulp, slammed it's money on the counter and then left. "Whew!" sighed the bartender. "That was a close one!" "Why?", asked another customer. The bartender replied, "That guy that was just in here? He's a cycle path!"
Yeah, it's lame, but I thought it was amusing. :D :rolleyes:
