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Everything becomes difficult in the cold. Mending a puncture is a good example of this. Getting one is tiresome wherever you are in the world. But in Russia things were infinitely worse. You’d stop riding, shout to the other person to alert them, put on a couple of warm jackets and an extra hat or two. Remove the wheel, take out the tools, set up the stove and light it. Hold the wheel in a flame to warm it enough for the rim and tyre to thaw apart (although clearly it gets considerably worse if you overdo this stage). Howl at your freezing hands and whirl them like windmills to thaw. Crouch down to fight the frozen valve out through the wheel rim. Bend the new tube into shape. Warm up your hands. Get the pump. The plastic on the pump snaps in the cold. Swear. Get the spare pump. The plastic on the second pump snaps. Swear and rage and jump around. Get out Superglue and fix the first pump. Your hands are really hurting by now, your whole body shivering. Put the pump into your pants to warm it up before use so that it won’t break again. Pump up the tyre. Replace the wheel and tools. Strip off your extra clothes and then get riding fast to warm up your body again. An hour later the whole saga may be repeated and there is no alternative but to get on with it.
Someone shared this on my bike club. I'd never seen the magazine before, but it seems worth keeping an eye out for!