A Dog's Top Peeves About Humans

A DOG’S TOP PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS

Blaming your farts on me.

Yelling at me for barking! I am a dog.

Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose ... Stop it!

Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. . .Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

The sleight of hand, fake, fetch throw.. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! How many times have you revisited the surgeon that performed your vasectomy and enjoyed he visit?

Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?

Hey slinkedog - I love this and I dont even have a dog. :D

The one I'm getting right now: if I stick my head in your lap it means I want you to pet me! Duh! Log off and scratch my back!

And I always love this Poem by a Dog:

You gonna eat that?

You gonna eat that?

O, are you gonna eat that?

I'll eat that!