Originally Posted by
sfa
My husband is notorious for losing track of time and being late for things, so for our wedding he was a bit paranoid about making sure he was at the church on time. The night before the wedding he went to bed (he was staying in a local hotel) and set the alarm so that he'd have plenty of time to get ready for our 2:00 wedding, but he had probably been partying a bit too much because when he woke up and looked at the clock that said 2:25 he panicked--he jumped out of bed, ran out of the room, and then woke up and sobered up fully when he heard the door click locked behind him and he realized he was standing in the hall of the hotel at 2:25 in the *morning* completely naked.
He had lots of friends and relatives staying in nearby rooms and he could have knocked on any of their doors for help but he didn't want to do that--he knew he'd never hear the end of it. And he knew he couldn't take the elevator down to the front desk since it opened right into the middle of the lobby with no place to hide, so he took the steps down to the lobby. The steps let out around the corner from the desk, so he stuck his head around the corner and asked for a key to his room. Unfortunately, the guy at the desk recognized him: "hey, aren't you the guy getting married tomorrow?" But he got the key, got back to his room safely (and undetected by relatives) and made it to our wedding on time the next afternoon.
He told me the story on the way to our hotel the following night and made me swear not to tell anyone for a full year. So now I tell people about it as often as possible!
Sarah