Originally Posted by
kenyonchris
One guy, bless his heart, not from our department, showed up in the 100+ heat wearing the strangest outfit of (from the ground up) Adidas shoes, knee high black tube socks, long black basketball shorts, a black Adidas track jacket, a scarf, and a purple dew rag. I finally said, "Dude, what is up with the getup?" He told me that he had chased a guy into some underbrush and came down with poison ivy so badly that he vowed never to go into the woods again without being covered from head to toe. I pointed out that his knees were exposed from the top of his tube socks to the bottom of his shorts. He shrugged and said, "Who cares about knees?"
Ok, point taken.
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