Riding Safety and Dorkdom
I discovered this theory while commuting and it pertains to car-cyclist relations, but I decided to post it in Open Topic so that it could be read broadly. I think I'm on to something. (Read with a grain of salt please...)
The level of care that car drivers will exercise around a cyclist is directly proportional to the level of dorkness displayed by the cyclist.
Me = not looking cool, wearing safety reflective vest, yellow helmet cover with flashing lights on it, yellow rain pants and even yellow gloves if it's raining. [Doesn't so much yellow hurt your eyes?]
Them: patient and understanding as I take the lane (narrow streets or downhill), stop them from making a turn (extend my arm in a STOP to avoid a left hook), or proceed through an intersection really slowly (I'm going uphill slowly, they have an engine so they don't notice the hill). Don't even honk at me.
On the other hand, very cool-looking riders get little respect from cars. Imagine a fixie rider with a lovely wool cap, no helmet, mid-calf cargo pants and a funky looking messenger bag, riding with no hands while reading a newspaper, for example. :)
Deep theoretical explanation:
Cars are an extension of drivers' selves (a well-documented research finding).
Drivers partly choose their car because it is "cool." (It must be true because it's the base of a lot of automobile marketing.)
A fixie rider (see above description) challenges the drivers' sense of coolness and makes the driver irritable, wishing that the cool challenger disappeared.
A dorky commuter like me doesn't challenge their sense of cool at all.
Now, the flaw of this reasoning is that "cool" young people often like to bully dorky-looking people, so the dorky outfit may not protect against all aggressions. However I do feel quite a bit more protected in my dork suit.
Is it just me?