I hope this makes you smile

I heard this one on the radio the other day.

A lady took her little dog to the vet because the pup had reoccurring ear infections. The vet shaved the hair in the dog’s ears then told the lady to apply Nair to its ears once a week to keep the hair away from the ears and prevent the infections.

The lady went to the pharmacist and asked for the Nair. As he handed her the depilatory he warned her not to use deodorant on her underarms for two days after she applied the product. The lady said, “Oh, I’m not going to use this on my underarms”. The pharmacist then said, “Well, if you are going to use this on you legs remember not to apply lotion to your legs for a couple of days afterwards”. The lady told him,” I’m not putting the Nair on my legs, I’m using it on my schnauzer.” The pharmacist replied, “Well then lady, stay off from your bike for a couple of days!”