Proof there are no aliens:

Why?
BECAUSE ANY GIVEN CIVILIZATION ONLY DEVELOPS UNTIL THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER!
Now: everybody run!

Just kidding.

Has the LHC destroyed the earth yet? check it out:

http://hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/

I guess not.
I'm still here.

But am I the only one? :eek:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Zen

I guess not.
I'm still here.

But am I the only one? :eek:

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Nope - there are people on Bourbon Street having a hurricane party.

And I'm here, sitting at my lonely desk in the suburbs, being stared at by a cat.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by alpinerabbit

http://hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/

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I like it.

Zen just has not wished them into the cornfield yet. And, does everyone know where that line comes from?

I do :D

One of my favorite stories. And I figured you'd know it! :D:D