perverted cactus

Epic, I am not sure if this fits the category but very memorable yes.
So, I am out on one of my favorite trails outside of Fort Collins Colorado. I was taking my friend who hadn't biked alot and another biker bud of mine. . .were having a great time and find a big hill that keeps going up and up. So, me the freak that I am start attacking it, and singing songs, trying to get to the top. No sooner had I started singing and all of the sudden I hit a wash out area and, imbalanced ,I topple off my bike.
Well, needles to say my singing turned to a painful yelp, a look of despair, and yes women, a tear rolling down my cheek. ..
I had fallen on one of those tiny cactus's with little bitty prickers that set in deep---- but lady's this was not on my bottom. .. this was where every woman does not want to sit on a cactus----
I road the whole way back home standing up. . . I coudn't ride for a couple of days without cringing. so, if you ever make it out to Colorado to ride. . .watch out for the perverted cactus's they might just try to get you!!
Remain in light
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that happened to me... I was walking the dog up in the front range, in sneakers, slipped and landed in a prickly pear!!!Excpet my SO was gone, so I called a gf to come over and help (HOW EMBARASSING) and she came over armed with tweezers and a magnifying glass....

what ever would we do without our girlfriends!!!:p