Not that I reccomend this but...

This is absolutely insane. No, "this is so bad for our sport" messages needed, I could tell you that, but it sure is fun to watch!

http://www.morbidtendencies.com/botmc-details.html

I want to reply, but haven't quite found the right words...
Actually, I think it's clever. I mean, here's someone being their own boss and making a living.

less morbid but makes an excelent gift in the workplace

http://www.despair.com/

Whoops! I totall posted the wrong link, I've been bored and browing. My ride got cancelled on account of my rib actually being broken. Whoops.

http://www.digave.com/videos/red-web.mpg

Hey Smurf - you make it to Smith Rock much? Can you recommend any good road rides for the area?

I've seen the posters from despair Trek - they are Hilarious! We just finished with Balloon Fiesta here and after getting up @ 4 am every morning for 10 days someone brought those to the field and kept us entertained!