My dog ate my homework...
I mean she ate my cycling shoes and shorts.
My dog is lucky that she has such a pretty face and good disposition otherwise...
A few weeks ago, I wake up to see that she chewed off two of three straps on each cycling shoe. Granted, they were a year old, but not worn out. Instead of getting a kick a** pair when I was good and ready I ended up buying a duplicate pair because they were last season and on sale for $60 instead of like $80 or whatever (working on moving and planning a wedding and paying for other puppy related expenses :D).
Today I go for a bike ride, I'm only gone for two hours. I thought she'd fall asleep because she'd been running around outside for awhile already. She gets put on a leash and stays in the bedroom. I decided rather than wear my good pair of Pearl Izumis, wear my cheap pair of shorts for the short ride. Tossed the PIs onto the bed. The chain is long enough for her to jump on the bed... I get home and see that the shorts are now on the floor. I look at them and there's a hole the size of a quarter in the chamois.
DARN it!! An $80 pair of shorts, I only had two pair. I was thinking of buying a third because I'm always running them through the laundary anyway and I'm going on my first multiday tour, so I thought that 3 would be pretty good.
SERIOUSLY!! I didn't want to *have* to spend the money. I found a pair of the quest shorts (i think...). The shorts lost were the sugar or the short attack or something... I like that inseam. But the shorts I bought today nearly come to my knees... but they were only $50 and I did like the chamois, so I decided to compromise.
Ah man, I love the puppy to death. And we will keep her and possibly still spoil her just a bit, but she's costing us an arm and a leg! I just can't staple everything to the ceiling. I underestimate her reach. She'd probably actually get stuff off of the ceiling.