not bike related but..

MODERN DAY LOVE STORY

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down
for a little chat.
He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon
suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother,and said,
"Here - try these on."

She did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them."
I replied, "Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will."
"Ever since that night we never had any problems."
"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon,

Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here - try these on."
She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."
Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.
I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said,
"Here-you try on mine."
He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart *** attitude,
you never will."
And they lived happily ever.

I just read that aloud to my dear SKnot... he liked it!

Funny stuff! :D

Ahhahhahahha! :d

I'm sharing that with all the newlyweds I know!