More word jokes from Funny Times

New Drugs for Women:
damnitol: Take two and the rest of the world can go to h@ll for up to eight full hours.
emptynestrogen: Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
flipitor: Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
menicillin: Potent anty-boy-otic for older owomen. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person."
buyagra: Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
jackasspirin: Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

Any more suggestions for our development laboratories?