Perfect Holiday Gift!

My sister sent this one along to me...

My dear friends & family,

Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual
bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making
bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know
your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid
idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the
instructions below:

How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four
maxi pads to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat,
for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area
to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces
to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with
whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most
aesthetically appealing), etc.

These slippers are:

* Soft and Hygienic

* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh

* No more bending over to mop up spills

* Disposable and biodegradable

* Environmentally safe

* Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light and Get out the Sand Bags.

I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you
can see the nifty slippers for yourself.... Awaiting your
response. It's crucial that I get the right size for each
one of you!

Awww, these are cute.... :cool:

lol...I should try to make a pair for DH. I wonder if he would even know what they were made from...

THey were truly disgusting :)... HYSTERICALLY disgusting..... :D :eek: :D :D :eek: :D

I can't seem to be able to stop laughing! Thanks Haudlady for the laugh! :)

Mel

you know, that's pretty clever! Even in spite of the eeeuugh factor!

And if you cut your foot....they're good to go! :D

Really funny!

Emily

Hee Hee. I sent that one out to everyone!

Sorry, I had to edit out a tasteless moment.

reallyfunny!
In fact these might be good to clean up after the bunny. He lives indoors ans nothing is so gross as mopping up bunny pee in your socks!