The Princess gets Confrontational
I don't often have problems with motorists. Usually I assume their poor driving is a lack of attention or carelessness, not meanly intended.
Five minutes into my ride today an SUV passes me, a kid leans out the passenger window and laughs through a megaphone. I don't know what came over me, but I gave him the bird. Maybe becuase there was no way this was not meanly intended. He hollers, "F... you!" through the megaphone. I yelled back a bit of anatomy. :rolleyes:
Then I decide I'm going to catch the little turkey. I shift into my big ring and I'm flying down the road at 27 miles an hour. And I'm not warmed up, my poor knees. I caught up to them at the second light. There are a couple of teenagers in the car. And I get their attention.
"Yo, dude! What's up with the horn?" I hollered across the car between us.
The kid leans out, "Ahhh... it's my megaphone."
'So, why did you yell at me through it?"
He mutters something.
"I'm sorry, I didn't hear that."
He says, "I like to be loud."
I tell him, "Well that's great, but yelling at a cyclist like that could really freak them out."
"I'm sorry." he replies.
The light turns green and they drive off.
I'll probably be known as the b*tch who yelled at him at the light now. :D
V.
You are now dubbed Queen Zippy!
.... and he may have realized "oh c*&^, she can keep up with a car on her bike :eek: "