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Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong.

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the ***** up with cookies.
(Unknown).

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73).

Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis.

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited.

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen.

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine.

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman -Maryon Pearson.

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"The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier"
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"The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier"
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"Eat broken cookies - they have fewer calories" - from the Cathy comic strip

"Give a man fire and he'll stay warm for a day.

Like a man on fire and he'll stay warm the rest of his life."



"The whole purpose of your life may be to serve as a warning to others."

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. - Steven Wright

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac? - George Carlin

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. - Rita Rudner

A good man is hard to find... and a hard man is good to find. - Mae West

Mmmmm... beer. - Homer (Simpson)

"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away, and you've got his shoes!"

"As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken.
You'll fight with your best friend.
You'll blame a new love for things an old one did.
You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love.
So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset, is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.
Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin." ~anonymous~