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			<title>sometimes crawling into bed is not a metaphor</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jun 2013 01:11:14 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Monday I did a session with the trainer, after two weeks of little to no exercise except for some moderate bike riding and 6 days of driving.  It wasn't a particularly challenging work out but it was enough to make me sweat and strain a little.  Tuesday I was pretty stiff and sore so I went to the...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Monday I did a session with the trainer, after two weeks of little to no exercise except for some moderate bike riding and 6 days of driving.  It wasn't a particularly challenging work out but it was enough to make me sweat and strain a little.  Tuesday I was pretty stiff and sore so I went to the gym and did 1/2 hour each of elliptical, stair climber and stationary rowing- again not hard, just enough to get my heart rate to a moderate fat burn level.  By Tuesday evening I was so stiff and sore that when I got up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I found myself seriously debating whether it wouldn't just be easier and less painful to spend the rest of the night sleeping on the throne.<br />
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I finally managed to lever myself up, go to the sink , take an advil and crawl back into bed.  By this am I felt almost human.<br />
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I mentioned this to my ride partner and she vowed that the next bathroom she has will have grab bars on either side of the bed and the toilet.  We both laughed hysterically, but you know, it really is a good idea.</div>

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			<title><![CDATA["Get off the f*ing road!"]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jun 2013 10:21:12 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Warning: language NSFW, as if you couldn't guess by the title. 
 
http://www.bicyclemeditations.org/road.html]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Warning: language NSFW, as if you couldn't guess by the title.<br />
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<a href="http://www.bicyclemeditations.org/road.html" target="_blank">http://www.bicyclemeditations.org/road.html</a></div>

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			<title><![CDATA[Pardon me, I didn't knit that for you...]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jun 2013 03:11:31 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Without a doubt, this is the best knitting-themed country & western song ever... 
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUOgqefnt_I]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Without a doubt, this is the best knitting-themed country &amp; western song ever...<br />
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUOgqefnt_I" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUOgqefnt_I</a></div>

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			<title>The happy way to exercise</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 31 May 2013 09:02:38 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Ladies, ladies, we've got it all wrong! Skip the bikes, skip the running and swimming and crosstraining and what-not, and try the new exercise regime guaranteed to put a smile on your face. Or on the faces of those around you, at least, if they can pull their jaws up off the ground: 
...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Ladies, ladies, we've got it all wrong! Skip the bikes, skip the running and swimming and crosstraining and what-not, and try the new exercise regime guaranteed to put a smile on your face. Or on the faces of those around you, at least, if they can pull their jaws up off the ground:<br />
<br />
<a href="http://prancercise.com/video/" target="_blank">http://prancercise.com/video/</a>  <br />
<br />
I'm suddenly reminded of what I must have been like when I was about six. &quot;Mommy, mommy, look! I can gallop like a horse!&quot; &quot;Mh-hm, very nice dear.&quot; &quot;Mommy, mommy! Now I'm trotting, look!&quot;</div>

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			<dc:creator>lph</dc:creator>
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			<title>when civilization goes to the dogs</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 18:46:42 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Newly opened in a nearby shopping center  "Woofgang and friend- gourmet Barkery and epicurian delights for the refined dog." 
 
Oy!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Newly opened in a nearby shopping center  &quot;Woofgang and friend- gourmet Barkery and epicurian delights for the refined dog.&quot;<br />
<br />
Oy!</div>

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