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betagirl
07-15-2006, 09:42 AM
Enjoy:

http://www.x17online.com/blog/archive/2006/july/12/article/they-bike-now-they-jog-theyre-hot/

Fuji Girl
07-15-2006, 10:14 AM
Um, yeah. That's hot.

Here's some more - Lance, Matthew McConaghey(?), Jake Gyllenhal.

songlady
07-15-2006, 01:31 PM
Thanks ladies, that Jake is a hottie :D

Fuji Girl
07-15-2006, 02:40 PM
oh but there's more!

Hmm...I found 2 more but they're too big to load.

SouthernBelle
07-15-2006, 03:05 PM
Wonder who the 4th guy is?

Also, it's sad that I'm checking their bikes rather than their rears. :D

Lise
07-15-2006, 06:38 PM
Great pix! I couldn't get the running thing to ...er... run, but it was most enjoyable looking at the still. How did this perfect storm of beauty (Lance/Jake/Matthew) come together?

Aggie_Ama
07-15-2006, 07:33 PM
Lance must be enjoying Chuy's and a few Shiner Bocks. He looks like he has a wee bit of a tummy. Not that he is exactly a heavy weight.:p

spazzdog
07-15-2006, 08:09 PM
I have a small print of the nude Annie Leibowitz shot of Lance... he's nekkid as a the day he was born, on the TT bike with rain pouring down on him (simulated I'm sure).

'Tis the only nekkid boy in my house :eek:

spazz-o-lech

Brandy
07-15-2006, 08:33 PM
Yum. Thanks for the eye candy! :D

Kitsune06
07-15-2006, 09:30 PM
I have a small print of the nude Annie Leibowitz shot of Lance... he's nekkid as a the day he was born, on the TT bike with rain pouring down on him (simulated I'm sure).

'Tis the only nekkid boy in my house :eek:

spazz-o-lech

:eek:

...thanks for the brain candy, spazz.... I have to go ponder on that thought now....;)

Brandy
07-15-2006, 11:01 PM
I have a small print of the nude Annie Leibowitz shot of Lance... he's nekkid as a the day he was born, on the TT bike with rain pouring down on him (simulated I'm sure).

'Tis the only nekkid boy in my house :eek:

spazz-o-lech

Do you know what I had to do to find that picture on google images?

Annie Leibowitz Lance Armstrong-nope
Annie Leibowitz bike-nope
Annie Leibowitz Lance-nope
Lance Armstrong nude- little tiny picture...but getting closer :p
Lance Armstrong naked- nope
Lance Armstrong Vanity Fair- ding, ding, ding! We have a winner. http://www.whoa.org/charities/BooksfortheBarrios/prints/LanceArmstrong1mr.jpg

margo49
07-16-2006, 12:18 AM
I have a small print of the nude Annie Leibowitz shot of Lance... he's nekkid as a the day he was born, on the TT bike with rain pouring down on him (simulated I'm sure).

spazz-o-lech

What exactly is simulated - the nekkid, the bike, the rain???

You ethno-centrics - widen your horizon! On 2nd thoughts don't. Then I will have Richard Virenque all to myself ....ooops now I've said it

kelownagirl
07-16-2006, 06:33 AM
So was it simulated or not? Looks like real to me (nekkid, rain etc..)

barb

Lise
07-16-2006, 07:36 AM
I'm thinking the rain is simulated. Nekkid--looks pretty real to me! Perhaps some judiciously placed tape...? Bike--nope, I'm a cyclist. I can tell. That *is* a bike. :p

spazzdog
07-16-2006, 07:40 AM
Rain - simulated (basic photoshoot kind of thing, you know. wind, snow, rain)

Bike - real

Lance - real

Lance on bike - real

nekkid - very real :D :D

Brandy
07-16-2006, 07:47 AM
Can we talk about Lance's stem, is it flipped in that picture? Why does that sound so dirty when I read what I just typed? :eek:

spazzdog
07-16-2006, 07:59 AM
His "stem" is right where it's supposed to be... as is the other stem you're thinking off.

Bike-wise, my handlebar stem is in the same place as the one on his bike.

I think (smaller folks input needed) that some stems come in toward the rider, some go away from the rider. :confused: Do dat make sense?

Having never been, uh... vertically challenged, I can't be sure and to be perfectly honest, I never really noticed.

Aggie_Ama
07-16-2006, 09:27 AM
We know he hasn't been visiting the tanning bed to even out his tan lines! :D

CycleChic06
07-16-2006, 01:19 PM
Wow, thanks Brandy...that pic is hot! I thought I had grown out of having posters of hot guys on my bedroom walls, but that picture is one I wouldn't mind having.

The amazing thing is you can see every single muscle in his body. Very Michalengelo's David-esque.

BikeMomma
07-16-2006, 01:43 PM
Can we talk about Lance's stem, is it flipped in that picture? Why does that sound so dirty when I read what I just typed? :eek:
Baaaahhaaaa! Too funny Brandy! My mind was in the same place, I'm afraid. Whew!! :p :p :p :D :D :D

~BikeMomma

KSH
07-16-2006, 06:15 PM
Lance with his shirt off... way hotter than I expected!

:eek: :D

bikerchick68
07-16-2006, 07:37 PM
Spazz... how'd you find that Annie Liebowitz print? I tried ordering it from her site and no go... and I can't figure out where to get it... I really, really want that one and looked for over a year before giving up... if you know how or where to get it, PLEASE let me know!!! Thanks... bc68

spazzdog
07-16-2006, 07:49 PM
I pulled it off the web, loaded it into photoshop, enlarged it to 5x7 and printed it... put it in a frame over my desk, right next to my bike rack.

bikerchick68
07-16-2006, 08:03 PM
well... crud... no printer. Sigh... I'll keep seaching... I have seen it sold on ebay but always with a huge signature over it... kinda messes it up. :rolleyes:

Kori
07-16-2006, 11:04 PM
Very nice!


Do you know what I had to do to find that picture on google images?

Annie Leibowitz Lance Armstrong-nope
Annie Leibowitz bike-nope
Annie Leibowitz Lance-nope
Lance Armstrong nude- little tiny picture...but getting closer :p
Lance Armstrong naked- nope
Lance Armstrong Vanity Fair- ding, ding, ding! We have a winner. http://www.whoa.org/charities/BooksfortheBarrios/prints/LanceArmstrong1mr.jpg

Thanks for doing the work for me Brandy! ;)

Brandy
07-17-2006, 03:13 AM
Very nice!
Thanks for doing the work for me Brandy! ;)

I thought you might like it. ;)

Kalidurga
07-17-2006, 03:15 AM
http://www.whoa.org/charities/BooksfortheBarrios/prints/LanceArmstrong1mr.jpg

First thought on seeing that pic: "Hmmm, nice..."

Second thought on seeing that pic was the same one I've had every time I've seen Lance on a bike: "How the hell does he curve his spine like that??!!"

Thanks for the links, ladies ;)

Tri Girl
07-17-2006, 07:01 AM
Mmmmmm...Lance eye candy....:p

I showed my DH, and even he was in awe of the picture. Maybe he stared at it too long (I'm not sure if I should be worried or not:D ). I think he has Lance body envy. Who doesn't?

I'm married, but not dead or blind, so I like to admire an incredibly fine tuned, muscular, well trained body when I see one. And if it happens to be Lance, then all the better.... grrrrrrrrowwwl.... :p

Thanks for sharing!!!!

Tiffanie
07-17-2006, 07:19 AM
Very, very nice. :D

Can I use this smilie here?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/ptbryant/idhitit.gif

;)

Brandy
07-17-2006, 07:23 AM
Very, very nice. :D

Can I use this smilie here?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/ptbryant/idhitit.gif

;)

I'm telling Paul!!!! :p

Brandi
07-17-2006, 07:34 AM
I need one of Matt now (a neked pic). He get's me all jelloy in the legs. More then Lance. (sorry)

Tiffanie
07-17-2006, 07:41 AM
I'm telling Paul!!!! :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v372/BrandyMama/laughcover.gif

Pedal Wench
07-17-2006, 08:08 AM
How sick am I? The first thing I thought when I saw Lance on the bike was, "Where can I buy those shorts and jersey?" :D

Kitsune06
07-17-2006, 08:24 PM
Hit it like a freight train, Tiffanie. ;)

laughlaugh18
07-17-2006, 08:52 PM
How did this perfect storm of beauty (Lance/Jake/Matthew) come together?

They were in Los Angeles for the filming of the ESPY Awards on July 11th. It looks like they were running along Mulholland Drive, a very long road which runs along the top of the mountain that divides West Los Angeles from the San Fernando Valley.

dobielover1
07-18-2006, 11:58 AM
The picture in the rain is yummy!

triflor
07-18-2006, 02:20 PM
The fourth guy in the pic, who is it? It seems like a real cyclist who's had some serious time to develop the leg muscles (just in comparison to Jake and Matt).

Meaux
09-17-2006, 05:45 PM
Is it weird that I think Floyd Landis is kinda cute? I think it's because he sort of looks like hubby. But I keep getting all giggly anytime he's on TV. Probably inappropriate considering why he's on TV. D'OH!:D

CyclChyk
09-17-2006, 05:56 PM
I need one of Matt now (a neked pic). He get's me all jelloy in the legs. More then Lance. (sorry)

I'll second that one Brandi!!!

KnottedYet
09-17-2006, 06:30 PM
Seems like the only folks who make me go "jello-y in the legs" are real ones. (Eye candy like photos of a certain triathlete, though... well, it's darn close)

Which makes it rather hard to hold a conversation as I'm trying not to swoon or throw myself into their arms or giggle and blush like a 14 year old.;)

Darn, wasn't that adolescent stuff s'posed to end about 25 years ago?

Kitsune06
09-17-2006, 08:10 PM
Dangit, Knot, you were my hope. Now I can *never* count on this teenagey stuff going away.

...and I 2nd you on that triathlete.