I finally told him...

[bikerchick68]

So my friends and I started riding with another guy a couple months ago. We had chatted and found out he was a cyclist and he began joining our little group...

the first ride he showed up with his bike... a Soft Ride. Interesting bike... even MORE interesting was the seat bag for it... the thing is downright PHALLIC! :eek: I was trying to act mature and not stare at it... but dang, every pedal stroke and that thing swung around under there... :eek: :eek:

So there we are riding along and one of the other girls rides up and says, Um... have you noticed his seatbag? and the other girl's eyes get big and I start laughing... so now the guys are asking what we're laughing about but we really don't know this guy well enough to explain what we're ALL thinking...

but last night we were out riding... it was him, another guy and me and he brought up his new bottle cages which attach to the saddle brackets and look like rocket boosters... since he was using an analogy... I explained that his seatbag was rather phallic...

somehow he kept the bike upright between the howling laughter...:D

I feel better knowing he knows his seat bag... dangles... :p

here's the bike so you get a better idea...

[betagirl]

LMFAO!!!!

Is the marketing line for that "once you go Soft Ride, you never go back?"

[DirtDiva]

Heh. I'm glad you put the picture in - saved me from having to ask what a soft ride was. :p

[yogabear]

There's too many inneundos here for me to write...Hee hee!

ROTFLMAO...

[fatbottomedgurl]

I'd like to know how they measure the frame... but size doesn't really count...:eek:

[Lise]

I'd like to know how they measure the frame... but size doesn't really count...:eek:
ahhh...but we cycling gals know that to be a lie! :rolleyes:

[fatbottomedgurl]

Well my ride is an XS 14" and it suits me jes' fine...:D

[Aint Doody]

And have y'all seen the add in the latest issue of BICYCLING for the new Specialized saddle for men? It's on about page 43 or so. Talk about phallic! It even says that after the race you can raise more than your arms. Supposed to help with ED. I laughed out loud on that ad!