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ChainsOflove
04-22-2006, 02:54 PM
I was riding off road on my cyclocross bike in a local forest, I sped down the paved road to find the access and wound passsed the gate..

And there sitting smack in the MIDDLE of the trail was a guy, on a blanket.

He was wearing a Speedo type thongie bathing trunk, and THAT's ALL. He was doing some strange Yoga position. He was darn near nekkid, and not someone you would like to see nekkid.

The whole thing looked incredibly gross and was extremely weird. Like, DUDE, A) GET OUT OF THE ROAD!:D B) PUT SOME CLOTHES ON

ChainsOflove
04-22-2006, 02:58 PM
Okay, this isn't really weird, but after I got back from the trails with the naked guy, I was packing up my stuff, when, LO and BEHOLD, a group of mountain bikers comes rolling out of the forest from nowhere.

THEY WERE ABOUT 12 OF THE HOTTEST LOOKING MEN I'VE SEEN IN ABOUT 20 YEARS, all diff types and ages. Plus they were friendly!!. :p

This was like some kind of cycle chick porn dream!!

Anyway, later I found out that there is a regular Nemba ride at that exact time and day when I was there and they were reconning for late-comers.

Guess I'll be going back there. :D

DebW
04-22-2006, 06:09 PM
That very weird. Was the nekkid guy blocking the road so you couldn't get by? I ran into a nekkid guy in the woods once while backpacking. We pulled into a campsite, looked at site 1, then site 2, then approached site 3 and saw that there was a nekkid guy in site 4. So I turned around to my friend and 18 year old daughter and said "Let's take site 1." The guy later dressed and introduced himself. He was OK, but a little emaciated and needing vitamin D.

tulip
04-22-2006, 07:22 PM
This is where knowing how to bunny-hop comes in handy.

Running Mommy
04-22-2006, 08:37 PM
Sounds like a regular occurence for those of us from nor cal!!
My family used to own a lardge chunk of land in western sonoma county... We were always chasing off nekkid couples out for an afternoon picnic...:p
The yoga and tai chi folks wouldn't even get a second glance!!:D

amcgltdchix
04-23-2006, 10:20 AM
Here is the bad question...was he speedo worthy?*gags*

ChainsOflove
04-23-2006, 11:29 AM
NO he was not speedo worthy.

I guess this is a kind of California thing!

ChainsOflove
04-23-2006, 11:30 AM
And yes, he was def. blocking the path. It was a very dangerous place to sit reallly.

Nanci
04-27-2006, 08:11 AM
Weirdest thing I ever heard of:

A friend of mine was out MTBing on trails in the very early morning. He came upon an older, obese man, wearing only tiny shorts, walking a chihuahua, whipping his own back with tree branches.

I always envision that, whenever I ride those trails, even years later.

Imperfectstorm
05-29-2006, 08:31 PM
There have been a lot of wierdo sightings lately in the MA DCR lands.:eek:

When you see one, send an email to the site supervisor, there is a wierdo task force who will investigate.

We need to keep our recreational areas safe from preditors