An odd phone call

[Melody]

I received a phone call today while watching TV with my husband and it was someone looking for Melody Bliss. After respond "this is her" the person then went "oh, I must have the wrong number." I think "huh?" and go "Who are you looking for?" She of course responds "Melody Bliss".

I once again tell her "Well this is Melody Bliss". She paused for a moment and then asked me "What are your rates?"

Rates? huh? I thought... then I remembered something.

For those that don't know my name just happens to *also* be the name of a porn star. I first discovered this when I tried googling my name to see what showed up and that was the first thing. :eek:

So, remembering this I asked the woman on the phone "Are you looking for Melody Bliss the porn star?" to which she responds with an affirmative. I inform her that I was not that Melody Bliss and we get a good laugh out of it. But, the fun doesn't stop there.

She proceeds to ask me if I look anything like the porn star and if so she's authorized to offer a fairly hefty sum per scene. I'm fairly well discombobulated at this point and laugh. I respond with a "no" and tell her to have a nice night and hangup.

The funniest part, in my opinion, however is the look of incredulity coming from my husband who's sitting to the left of me the whole time listening in. :rolleyes: :p

Mel

[snapdragen]

Geez, and I had to make up my porn star name......:o

[RoadRaven]

Oh Melody, this had me smiling...


I remember being told when I was a teenager by someone (long-forgotten now), that porn stars find their names by choosing the name of their first pet as their first name, and the name of the first street they lived in as their second... dunno how true that actually is, but its alot of fun...

So I would be "Patchy Haruru" :cool: and my partner would be "Fluffy Dartmoor" :p

When I told this to the other women I was studying for my Diploma with ten years ago, a surprising number of them would have had names like "Butch", "Fang" or "Rex" :eek: so they decided to go with another pet and not their first one.

One had a frog called "Jumper" (original, huh?) and she'd lived down Moss Street... Jumper Moss... jump a moss... oh, this can get rather silly... :D

So, tell us ladies... what are you porn star names?

[Trek420]

coco petaluma

short for koko petaluma hill road

and Melody, don't feel bad I think I shared here that my first name is also the name of a porn star. I keep a copy of TTY conversation taped on my pod of a conversation at work that ended:

Trek420: Thanks for calling mega-huge-telco-company, I hope that you were very satisfied with the service
TTY Customer types; Yes! What was your name again?
Trek: Trek420 (insert Trek's real name here)
Customer types: hahaha, I must have the wrong number, have a sexy day bye bye sksk or ga

[Duck on Wheels]

Oh Melody, this had me smiling...


I remember being told when I was a teenager by someone (long-forgotten now), that porn stars find their names by choosing the name of their first pet as their first name, and the name of the first street they lived in as their second... dunno how true that actually is, but its alot of fun...

So I would be "Patchy Haruru" :cool: and my partner would be "Fluffy Dartmoor" :p

When I told this to the other women I was studying for my Diploma with ten years ago, a surprising number of them would have had names like "Butch", "Fang" or "Rex" :eek: so they decided to go with another pet and not their first one.

One had a frog called "Jumper" (original, huh?) and she'd lived down Moss Street... Jumper Moss... jump a moss... oh, this can get rather silly... :D

So, tell us ladies... what are you porn star names?

Well .... Kiki works as a first name, but not Petaluma Hill Road for last. :D What about you, Trek420? Did we still have Belle when you were born? Or was it Koko by then? Kiki and Koko -- we could be a twin act. :cool: :p :eek: :D

[RoadRaven]

LOL...


Koko and Kiki Petaluma...

The sisters with attitude - wait til you see them in the saddle...

!!!ROTFLMAFAO!!!

[fixedgeargirl]

Kitty Maroon here;) :p

[MomOnBike]

Dee-Dee Constitution?

I'm unimpressed. I'd starve as a porn star with a name like that.

[Trek420]

bikeless in WI "Kiki and Koko -- we could be a twin act. :cool: :p :eek: :D"

Uhm, that would be a no. Ewwww. I love my sibling but....oh just ewwww, can't even think about it.

And Bikeless we have tender conservatives on board and G** knows what they think my team does and...oh, just ewww.

Don't worry TE gals, not starting the OT stuff again.

but ewww. I'd rather sleep with a guy and that's .... just ewwww.

Did we mention our family has a quirky and sometimes sick sense of humor? Can we stick to Monty Python jokes? Puts fingers in ears, surfs off loudly humming "I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok..."

MomOnbike, I think you're on to something here. I see a whole series of films:
Dede Constitution stars in~
Violating the Constitution
Dede Constitution does the 12 Supremes
Dede Constitution Declares her Independence and ....
Dede Constitution and the Minority Whip

[Pax]

Rainbow Grove

Sounds more like a hippie than a porn star. :D

[Trek420]

Queen "Sounds more like a hippie than a porn star. :D"

I dunno, like depends on the porn. Like, is there hippie porn? Because that'd be so cool. It'd be like made on organic soy-based film in the commune sweat lodge, man.

You can leave your Birkenstocks on. :D

[DirtDiva]

Poppy Downing, although I don't actually remember that cat or that house.

[kiwi girl]

Puki Bollard

(actually the spelling of the first name might be wrong - the way I've written it looks Maori whereas it was acually a Dutch cat name - or at least that's what my Dad told us)

[Susan Otcenas]

Creampuff Schultz

Sounds like a porn grandmother. :rolleyes:

Thanks for the laugh!

Susan

[snapdragen]

Poochie San Gabriel, but I prefer my second dogs name, Taffy San Gabriel.

[slinkedog]

Hrmmmmmmmm I would be Taffy Latigo. Not bad. Or Cookie Latigo. Cookie was first, Taffy lasted longer. Which do I pick?

[salsabike]

Mine is Cynthia Oakwood (sounds like just one of a cast of a thousand porn extras---so ordinary), but I REALLY like Susan's "Creampuff Schultz".

[Melody]

heh. If it's based on the family's first pet and street mine would then be Bridget O'Henry... But if it's *my* pet's first name it would be Silky O'Henry or Satin O'Henry. :eek:

Did I mention I don't look anything even remotely Irish? Native American, yes, but not Irish. (Though I'm Korean).

:p :D

Mel

[Trek420]

slinkedog "Cookie was first, Taffy lasted longer. Which do I pick?"

Well, they say you never forget your first. So my vote's for Cookie.

But so far "Creampuff Schultz" is best. ;) :cool:

[RoadRaven]

Creampuff Schultz is funny, I have to admit...

But Kiwi girl, even though I hail from NZ too, I read it as pukey (as in vomit) and I hear some people will pay good money for bodily functions... eeeeeew...

I do like Poppy Downing... getting down is what the job requires, I'm told...

Glad you girls are having fun with this...

:D

[kiwi girl]

The way we always said it the first syllable rhymed with book so its 'pook - y'

[RoadRaven]

yup... that's it all right

similar to puke (hill) but to the non-Maori speakers, said poo-care...

a as in car
e as in pear
i as in me
o as in core
u as in shoe

:rolleyes:

[RoadRaven]

Cookie was first, Taffy lasted longer. Which do I pick?



Well, they say you never forget your first. So my vote's for Cookie.

But so far "Creampuff Schultz" is best. ;) :cool:

I vote for Tafffy though... not Cookie... Coookie is too... ordinary... Taffy... hmmmm... Taffy could be pulled in all kinda interesting directions!!!

I asked one of my workmates today... she would be Slinky (a cat) Queen (as in Queen Street)
I thought Slinky Queen was not too bad

[Trek420]

RoadRaven votes "for Tafffy though... not Cookie......Taffy could be pulled in all kinda interesting directions!!!"

Hmmmm, wasn't gonna go there but I thought with this market share the vote would be for Taffy because "Taffy lasted longer" :rolleyes: You never know on TE.

Creampuff Schultz still best though.

[kiwi girl]

heh heh heh RoadRaven youe post had me singing the a,e,i,o,u song with Maori pronunciation mentally in my head and fighting the urge to do the actions. But yeah, our cat's name was pronounced quite a lot like 'puke' as in lake.

[doc]

Mine would be:
Madel Bernard
I don't think it gets worse than that. No porn viewer worth his weight in salt would rent a movie starring Madel Bernard!!!
Using a more recent pet and street gets a little better:
cocoa cottontail

[Aint Doody]

My first one would be Tippy Walnut...not too bad. But the last would be Otto Main. With that I picture a fat, baldheaded man! Yikes!

[snapdragen]

One of my girlfriends at work actually has me in her cellphone as Taffy....she's Roxy.:rolleyes:

[RoadRaven]

Doc... I think Cocoa Cottontail might just nudge Creampuff Schultz in the sprint for first place...

Tippy Walnut isn't too bad either...

:cool:

[latelatebloomer]

Tabitha Feaster here. :eek:

[MomOnBike]

Oh dear, I just thought, my eldest daughter would be Vrka Pinon. Um, I don't think I want to know about That kind of film!

[Duck on Wheels]

Mine would be:
Madel Bernard
I don't think it gets worse than that. No porn viewer worth his weight in salt would rent a movie starring Madel Bernard!!!
Using a more recent pet and street gets a little better:
cocoa cottontail

Oh, I dunno. They might think this is a flick with Sarah Bernard's (or did she spell it Bernhard) naughty sister. :D Not that anybody alive has heard of Sarah Bernard/Bernhard any more, except as a cake. But chocolate cakes can be pretty sexy, for some people.

[doc]

Oh, I dunno. They might think this is a flick with Sarah Bernard's (or did she spell it Bernhard) naughty sister. :D Not that anybody alive has heard of Sarah Bernard/Bernhard any more, except as a cake. But chocolate cakes can be pretty sexy, for some people.

Oh boy. Sandra Bernhard was pretty raunchy herself. I can only imagine what her naughty sister would be like!!:eek:

Cake? There's a Sandra Bernhard cake?

[Trek420]

http://lynnescountrykitchen.net/cakes/sarah.html

[doc]

OK, why is it called cake if it's cookies (macaroons)?

I'm guessing Sandra and Sarah Bernhardt are not related!! Similar mishap that started this whole topic!

[Trek420]

Not sure, and I'm not sure that's the right recipe, just googled it.

Bikeless is that what you meant? Note to TE gals Bikeless is an incredible cook.

Care to demonstrate the cake? Don't know if you could fit all my birthday candles on a macaroon. :cool: :rolleyes: :p

and yes, doc, I don't think Sandra and Sarah Bernhardt are related nor is there a Sandra Bernhard cake.

[Duck on Wheels]

I dunno. I just had this voice in my inner ear saying Sarah sounds-like-Bernard ... actress, cake. Don't have my recipe books here. But it could be the cookie. Norwegian has the same word for cookies and cakes. Then too ... we make some cakes with a macaroon base (like one called a Georginakake), so we may make Sarah Bernhards in both single-portion and family-size versions. :p

But now I'm gunna do lefse. If they work I can bring a stash along as ride fuel. I'm even making some pink ones (no, not food coloring, just red potatoes :eek: ) :D

[arreyonskyy]

cocoa rocky

[betagirl]

Buffy Essex

Yeah that'd probably work. It has "sex" in it if anything. :D

[Geonz]

Snowball Northway?

(And after that, the cats were named after beers... Rheingold ... Falstaff... Leinenkugel... yea, sure, starring Leinenkugel Northway!)
My mother once confided that one of her "parental terrors" was that she'd see in lights at the Starlight In "Su-Su LaVerne, Live 2nite!"

[Raindrop]

Gaston Buchanan.

So,,,apparently I'd be a French male porn star, which a pencil thin mustache and dark black hair that favored strong coffee and good cigars.

Hmmm, that all came to me when I saw the name, but then again, I could be channeling.

[ladyjai]

lol..


Misty Butler

[mimitabby]

Jimmie whiskers Berwyn.

that's hilarious.
not much of a career i don't think

[Geonz]

We should pick the very best ones and line up an all star cast!

Poppy Downing and Creampuff Shultz, with special cameo appearance by Gaston Buchanon...

We don't even need a plot, but how's this for the sound track (think bluesy rock and roll)

I'm holdin' out for a carbon fiber frame
Nothin' gets me strokin' like a carbon fiber frame can
My legs can't wait to straddle
That carbon fiber saddle
And ride that baby all day long....



I've shared my chamois with aluminum toys
They're light and they're fast, like a bony little boy
All that bumpin' and a grindin'
is too hard on my behind, an'
so I'm looking for a carbon fiber frame...

<chorus>

I've gotten close and comfy with a frame of steel
It's strong and it's supple and I llluuuvv the way it feels
But it takes so long to get it up ... to speed
A carbon fiber frame is what I need!

[I]<chorus, repeat last line, and then:
[run finger down length of fork:]
And if I can't have the whole frame, I could be happy with a good fork...

[crazybikinchic]

diddyscratchy la prada here.

currently would be taquana basil:D

[CorsairMac]

somehow I missed this the first time around! I had heard about the pets name and street name ages ago and decided it was a good thing I Didn't go into porn - coz mine would've been:



Ginger Elaine

oh yeah, that reads Porn all over it!!


if we're going current the choices are:

Squeek Shoshone (hmmmmm)
Jellicle Shoshone
Obie Shoshone
Tzi Shoshone
Millie Shoshone (might work)
Buster Shoshone - the cross dressing porn star! :D

[EvilTwin]

Cleo Alameda here..... not very exciting, I'm afraid.:(

[Tater]

Bobbi Oak, hmmm, kinda bland.

Currently it would be Jack Wilson.

[plantluvver]

I would be LaVerne Meade. Sounds like asmall-town librarian to me.:confused:

Currently I would be Sissy Buchanan. :(
I think my best would be Missy Dee.:p

Mary

[MomOnBike]

Currently I'd be Monty Sumner.

I'm seeing an accountant. :(

[CorsairMac]

Currently I'd be Monty Sumner.

I'm seeing an accountant. :(


wellll you could just add 1 letter ( a U) and start a Very successful career!!! :D

[slinkedog]

wellll you could just add 1 letter ( a U) and start a Very successful career!!! :D

LOL! You're a riot, CM!

[Aggie_Ama]

Hmm....

Blackie Icon

Not hearing porn star there.

My current would be
Heidi Colonial
Maggie Colonial

My parents would be better:
Athena Cantera or
Zeus Cantera

[mary9761]

hmmm,

Smokey LaClede
Whiskers LaClede
Friskey LaClede

2 outta 3 ain't too bad eh?:p :D

[CorsairMac]

Maryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy long time no see!! welcome back!!

[Dianyla]

Smokey LaClede
Whiskers LaClede
Friskey LaClede

LaWhat? :rolleyes: