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skhill
12-06-2012, 08:20 AM
(as it's St. Nicholas' Day!)
Dear Santa,
The cats are asking for a self-serve catnip dispenser, and a perpetually sunny window. The dog would like for the neighborhood park to be re-stocked with unusually slow and stupid squirrels, just to even things out as she is hampered by a human on the other end of her leash. And I'd really appreciate one pair of great fitting jeans with functional pockets.
Thanks!
Veronica
12-06-2012, 08:32 AM
Dear Santa,
Tucker would like for me to have more time at home so he can be a snuggle cat. Cassie would like a translator so her humans will finally understand her needs. Thom would like more time to ride his bike. Keeping the weather pleasant on Sundays would would greatly help. I would like a stress free visit with the in-laws and it would be great if we could find a "wedding" dress for my MIL that she likes.
Veronica
Trek-chick
12-06-2012, 09:15 AM
Dear Santa,
The dogs would like their very own doggy door so, they can run outside as fast as possible, barking and carrying on when the neighbor dogs start yapping by our fence. Since, I am not fast enough and they have to do the "hurry up Mom" dance by the back door.
All I want for Christmas is a shiny new bike!!!
(N + 1) :)
Aggie_Ama
12-06-2012, 10:32 AM
Dear Santa,
Heidi would like her youthful exuberance back so she could get away from Jens trying to mark her potty and accidentally peeing on her. :(
Jens would like more retriever rolls and the cat to like him.
Tortilla would like Jens to leave her alone.
All animals would like my job to become a work from home gig so they have more time to request I feed, water, walk, pet or just be available to cuddle.
I would like a healthy year in 2013, no more sprains and less illness please! Oh and a new set of bib shorts. :)
malkin
12-06-2012, 05:51 PM
Dear Santa:
Thanks for bringing the kids' bikes right after Thanksgiving. They are riding around in the nice weather. I'm sure you have plenty to do and it is quite a relief for all of us too.
I did manage to put out the 3 kings candles and this year we are calling them Manny, Moe, and Jack. Christmas tree? Not yet, but maybe. Pinky the cat will certainly enjoy adding it to his hobbies of watching the chickens and quail from the window, sitting on the budgie cage, and jumping on the piano. Cool cats Frankie and Txukka might even notice it.
Keep everybody safe and healthy and out of trouble. (That means good riding weather too!)
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