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yellow
07-08-2012, 09:33 PM
Just because it's not likely to ever happen again, I have to say that I am very proud of myself for my Tour de Donut showing on Saturday. Three laps of a 7 mile course, eating as many donuts as possible between laps 1 & 2 and 2 & 3. Not only did I eat NINE! donuts, I rode fast enough to win first place female in my age group (a big spread, 35-54) AND I also beat all of the men in the same age group. Those guys should know how to eat donuts. I should not be beating them. FWIW, I also had a better time than all of the women in the 16-34 age group. Seriously, these women need to learn to eat donuts!

Probably my only top of the podium finish ever in my life (me in the middle). :D :D

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c1/tasdan/Rides/Tour%20de%20Donut%202012/TdD_podium.jpg

maillotpois
07-08-2012, 09:52 PM
Love this SO much. Nine donuts? Amazing.

jobob
07-08-2012, 10:00 PM
Congrats! A noble endeavor. You are my hero. :cool:

OakLeaf
07-09-2012, 03:09 AM
Ha! Now that is an accomplishment. :D

lovelygamer
07-09-2012, 04:40 AM
You look great and what an accomplishment! I might get sick just thinking about eating nine donuts. lol Where did you store them? In those legs, I guess.

Selkie
07-09-2012, 04:55 AM
You left out the most important detail: what variety of donut? Iced? Sprinkles? Filled? Crullers? Bear Claws? Bavarian Creme?

Congratulations on your excellent finish! Make sure you train up next year so you can eat an even dozen (you were so close!).

Tri Girl
07-09-2012, 06:51 AM
That is awesome!!! Love the picture (and the trophies- too cute).
That's some serious donut eating! LOL :D

jessmarimba
07-09-2012, 06:56 AM
Fantastic!! Congrats!! :) I think a race like this would be tons of fun!

Did you beat Fatty, then?

Sky King
07-09-2012, 07:31 AM
Ha, what a great race. I have an image of a donut hanging off of a stick taped to your helmet (like the donkey and the carrot) Good Job, hate to think what the ole tummy felt like though

SadieKate
07-09-2012, 08:37 AM
Way to go, Donut Diva!

How's the tummy today?

emily_in_nc
07-09-2012, 08:51 AM
Congratulations yellow -- that's an accomplishment!

I couldn't help but notice that you were the skinniest gal on your podium. Skinny gals always seem to win the female competitive eating competitions (professional) as well -- not sure why. You look great!

I think I could eat 9 donuts, but I'd be slow out there donuts or not.

Good on ya! :D :cool:

SadieKate
07-09-2012, 09:05 AM
And she's a cradle robber! I just looked at the results. Apparently, Mr. Yellow is only 19. Who knew? :p

yellow
07-09-2012, 09:45 AM
Thanks, ladies. A whole lot of LOL. You just can't take this stuff too seriously. Eat lots, ride hard. :D

Strangely, I never really felt horrible. A little uh, full after the 2nd round but I never seemed to suffer any ill effects. I wasn't hungry for several hours afterwards, but then I consumed something like 2300 calories during the event.

@Selkie, plain old glazed donuts. Take 2, smash together, eat.

@ Jess, yes, I beat Fatty, but he was on a triple this year (with his wife and daughter).

@Sadiekate, note that if he had been placed in the proper category, he wouldn't have placed as well!

emily_in_nc
07-09-2012, 12:49 PM
@ Jess, yes, I beat Fatty, but he was on a triple this year (with his wife and daughter).


Fatty's remarried? I had no idea. I confess I stopped reading his blog after Susan died. :( That seems awfully quick, if it's the same Fatty.

jessmarimba
07-09-2012, 06:54 PM
Fatty's remarried? I had no idea. I confess I stopped reading his blog after Susan died. :( That seems awfully quick, if it's the same Fatty.

Same Fatty. I sort of thought that at first but after reading about all of it they seem pretty perfect for each other. In a totally different way than Susan was.

And I agree, way too skinny for all those donuts!

shootingstar
07-10-2012, 01:56 PM
You are in great shape yellow @ 9 donuts. Congrats! A tale to tell many years later. :)

It wouldn't be the 9 donuts but too much deep fried foods for a competition in a short time period, would not make my stomach comfortable beyond 2 donuts.

malkin
07-10-2012, 02:28 PM
Glad you had a good time yellow!

It is always unsettling to see riders who don't have fun.

roguedog
07-16-2012, 10:59 PM
I **SO** want to do this event one of these days. Looks like a ton of fun!

Thanks for the pix!