Symptoms of "done" shorts?

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I have a pair that I suspect need to be tossed. What sorts of issues crop up for you when a pair of shorts is past their useful life?

[redrhodie]

Oh, man, I'm wondering the same thing. The saddle sore was a good hint (and they got a black mark on their label), but putting more chamois butter helped that. Now, I'm just finding that I'm choosing other shorts first, and saving the questionable ones for short rides. I'll do that for a while. Eventually, I suspect they will find a rest spot in the bottom of a drawer, to be discovered while looking for a missing glove someday. Then I'll toss them.

[Becky]

Repeated saddle sores from shorts that used to be butt nirvana is my cue that it's time to chuck them. My theory is that the lycra degrades enough over time, allowing the shorts and chamois to move around between me and the saddle, causing sores.

[Owlie]

Ride your bike in bright sunlight and ask your husband to follow along behind you. ;)

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Ride your bike in bright sunlight and ask your husband to follow along behind you. ;)

I don't think my shorts are thin, but I'm starting to suspect that all the rides I do with owies "down there" have one thing in common...my highest-mileage pair of shorts. The chamois seems still very cushy, but there is an area of the fabric cover right in the vicinity of my hooha that almost seems a little worn and stiff. I almost wonder if my mild bladder leakage has done damage to the chamois cover.

I think I'm going to not ride with these for a while, then see how they are on another short ride. If I have problems, then I will know it's the shorts.

[Eden]

Ride your bike in bright sunlight and ask your husband to follow along behind you. ;)

Oh indeed....... the dude that I was behind a few weeks ago that I could count his bum hairs (fortunately for my scalded eyeballs I was behind him for a very short time only....) needed a new pair of shorts.....

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Oh indeed....... the dude that I was behind a few weeks ago that I could count his bum hairs (fortunately for my scalded eyeballs I was behind him for a very short time only....) needed a new pair of shorts.....

Ha, my hubby has had shorts like that. I've been the one to give him the heads-up, but it makes me wonder how many less-fortunate people have ridden behind him and not said anything. :eek:

[Kiwi Stoker]

Loose stiching that is more than a bit of a bit of sewing. Chafed/bitty fabric inbetween the legs. Chamois too soft or flattened out. Lyra getting that "used swimsuit" look and feel as the elastic goes.

[marni]

It isn't just bike shorts. There is a huge black woman at the gym who works out inextremely tight, extremely thin lycra nylon shorts and bra. Her pubic hair, her butt crack and her nipples all show, but she seems to enjoy the attention. Thankfully I am usually on an elliptical when she is on the treadmill, so I can do an hour with my eyes closed. easy. I just go to my counting and breathing regularly place and zone.

marni

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Gah, I don't want to see anyone's junk like that -- I'd be finding a new gym! :p

[tzvia]

Oh my... for me what kills the shorts are the thigh bands, they start getting lose long before the waistband and well before the material starts getting thin. Which i don't get, as I hand wash them and air dry only (nothing with elastic ever sees the inside of my dryer and all cycling clothing gets hand washed). When they start looking dorky, I relegate them to commuting use until they become unbearable then I toss 'em.

I'm happy to get a year to a year and a half from a pair of shorts- which really isn't much as I typically have 4~6 pair that I cycle through.

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Oh, I have 2 pair of PI shorts that don't even have all that many miles on them, but the thigh bands are so stretched out that they fit like a LG. Like you, my shorts never see the dryer.

[Bike Chick]

Oh indeed....... the dude that I was behind a few weeks ago that I could count his bum hairs (fortunately for my scalded eyeballs I was behind him for a very short time only....) needed a new pair of shorts.....

Ewwwwww!

[Bike Chick]

It isn't just bike shorts. There is a huge black woman at the gym who works out inextremely tight, extremely thin lycra nylon shorts and bra. Her pubic hair, her butt crack and her nipples all show, but she seems to enjoy the attention. Thankfully I am usually on an elliptical when she is on the treadmill, so I can do an hour with my eyes closed. easy. I just go to my counting and breathing regularly place and zone.

marni

Double Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!:eek:

[TrekTheKaty]

First they went from my fav long ride shorts to short rides, then spinning class then after spinning class I realized they needed to go. Denial.

[OakLeaf]

Are the fibers recyclable?

I'd feel a lot better about tossing shorts out if I wasn't putting all that plastic in the trash (rather than washing it down the drain a few molecules at a time :rolleyes:).

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Are the fibers recyclable?

I'd feel a lot better about tossing shorts out if I wasn't putting all that plastic in the trash (rather than washing it down the drain a few molecules at a time :rolleyes:).

I've wondered that, myself. As I contemplate tossing my first pair of shorts I wonder if they are going to sit in a landfill for a few eons. :confused:

[Catrin]

Interesting topic, I've been starting to wonder the same thing about my favorite pair of shorts (PI Elite). Have only had them a little over a year, but they have been used for many, many spinning classes and even more bike rides. They, like all of my shorts, have never seen a dryer.

I've been noticing lately that I must use far more chamois cream than at one time, so am thinking that the chamois is finally getting worn or thinning a bit. I've a pair of Terry Liberty shorts, but can't wear it for more than an hour's ride if that long...guess it is time to hit the store sometime soon :(

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Interesting topic, I've been starting to wonder the same thing about my favorite pair of shorts (PI Elite). Have only had them a little over a year, but they have been used for many, many spinning classes and even more bike rides. They, like all of my shorts, have never seen a dryer.

I've been noticing lately that I must use far more chamois cream than at one time, so am thinking that the chamois is finally getting worn or thinning a bit.

My problematic shorts have the same chamois. It's a nice chamois when new, but I'm thinking I should be able to expect more miles out of it. I'm guesstimating that I have 2000ish miles on these shorts.

[Catrin]

My problematic shorts have the same chamois. It's a nice chamois when new, but I'm thinking I should be able to expect more miles out of it. I'm guesstimating that I have 2000ish miles on these shorts.

Yep, I have about 2,300 miles on the shorts. I've yet to find another brand or type of chamois that my butt likes so much though - but what it wants it gets. I would like to try the PRO chamois, but am leery to spend the extra money.

My 2-piece Terry mountain bike shorts are great, but get very hot on the road but are great for mountain biking (at least at my level). The Terry Liberators just aren't thick enough - or at least not in the right places.