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sundial
05-22-2011, 09:29 AM
The CDC wants you to be prepared for the inevitable and to not be caught off guard. So to be prepared one must have the following:


Water (1 gallon per person per day)
Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)
Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)
Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)
First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)

And..


Pick a meeting place for your family to regroup in case zombies invade your home…or your town evacuates because of a hurricane. Pick one place right outside your home for sudden emergencies and one place outside of your neighborhood in case you are unable to return home right away.
Identify your emergency contacts. Make a list of local contacts like the police, fire department, and your local zombie response team. Also identify an out-of-state contact that you can call during an emergency to let the rest of your family know you are ok.

Plan your evacuation route. When zombies are hungry they won’t stop until they get food (i.e., brains), which means you need to get out of town fast! Plan where you would go and multiple routes you would take ahead of time so that the flesh eaters don’t have a chance! This is also helpful when natural disasters strike and you have to take shelter fast.

And finally...


If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine). It’s likely that an investigation of this scenario would seek to accomplish several goals: determine the cause of the illness, the source of the infection/virus/toxin, learn how it is transmitted and how readily it is spread, how to break the cycle of transmission and thus prevent further cases, and how patients can best be treated. Not only would scientists be working to identify the cause and cure of the zombie outbreak, but CDC and other federal agencies would send medical teams and first responders to help those in affected areas (I will be volunteering the young nameless disease detectives for the field work).
To learn more about what CDC does to prepare for and respond to emergencies of all kinds, visit:
http://emergency.cdc.gov/cdc/orgs_progs.asp

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

nancielle
05-22-2011, 10:19 AM
The CDC wants you to be prepared for the inevitable and to not be caught off guard. So to be prepared one must have the following:Identify your emergency contacts. Make a list of local contacts like the police, fire department, and your local zombie response team

Hmm, I wonder how one gets that kind of job, how one gets that info and, how does one know that the zombie response team isn't made up of zombies who want to feed on your brain?! :eek:

owlice
05-22-2011, 10:30 AM
Yes, as I have lots of leftovers from the Rapture which didn't occur. I was SO hoping for a good show! Risen dead! Earthquakes! Mayhem!

I was very disappointed, and now I have all this leftover party food and drink, too!

KnottedYet
05-22-2011, 10:53 AM
Brilliant!

What a great way to get people to read about emergency preparedness!

Who-ever dreamed this up at the CDC deserves to win multiple internets!

ny biker
05-22-2011, 12:12 PM
You've got red on you.

Owlie
05-22-2011, 12:15 PM
Yes, as I have lots of leftovers from the Rapture which didn't occur. I was SO hoping for a good show! Risen dead! Earthquakes! Mayhem!

I was very disappointed, and now I have all this leftover party food and drink, too!

Can I come over?

owlice
05-22-2011, 02:01 PM
Of course! Maybe we can make a little mayhem on our own! Too bad it couldn't possibly be on a global scale, though. ~~ sigh ~~

Now that the Rapture is kaput, December 12 (or whatever the end-of-the-"current"-Mayan-cycle is) had better be worth the wait and outlay for excellent food and drink!

snapdragen
05-22-2011, 02:06 PM
Yes, as I have lots of leftovers from the Rapture which didn't occur. I was SO hoping for a good show! Risen dead! Earthquakes! Mayhem!

I was very disappointed, and now I have all this leftover party food and drink, too!

Oops.

zoom-zoom
05-22-2011, 04:16 PM
You've got red on you.

Let's go to the Winchester!

Seriously, my next bike will be a cyclocross bike and I'm already planning to give it a zombie-themed name. Right now I'm thinking "Ed." I had thought maybe "Rule #1" would be a good name, but I like bikes with people names. I also plan to affix this somewhere to the frame:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/416UQJ%2BtKlL._AA300_.jpg

We have so many unpaved roads in the area that a cyclocross bike seems like the most practical and efficient means to avoid zombies.

crazycanuck
05-22-2011, 06:20 PM
:rolleyes: Darn...I now have to finish my assignments..:rolleyes:

snapdragen
05-22-2011, 08:57 PM
:rolleyes: Darn...I now have to finish my assignments..:rolleyes:

Get to work slacker!!! :D:D:D

ny biker
05-22-2011, 09:07 PM
Let's go to the Winchester!

Dogs *can* look up.

zoom-zoom
05-22-2011, 09:17 PM
Dogs *can* look up.

*snort* Oh, how I love that movie. Zombieland is great, but I can't watch it over and over and still LOL the way I do with Shaun... I think it's the accents! :p

malkin
05-23-2011, 05:48 AM
Love that billboard, snap!

feral1
05-23-2011, 08:36 AM
Guess we should all wear our helmets 24/7 so the zombies can't eat our brains :p

snapdragen
05-23-2011, 10:29 AM
Guess we should all wear our helmets 24/7 so the zombies can't eat our brains :p

Excellent plan!!!

BleeckerSt_Girl
05-23-2011, 10:36 AM
Um...how are we supposed to stock up on prescription medications? :confused:

I always have about 3 months' worth of food and water stocked in my basement. :)

Geonz
05-23-2011, 10:43 AM
Do what people who have to do ... ration it out and stash some for the hard times...

love the billboard, too -- is it real or an Internet special?

I've managed to miss the zombie thing, but I never got into horror movies.

maillotpois
05-23-2011, 10:53 AM
That CDC thing - and the billboard - are hysterically funny.

Good thing I'd forgotten all about the Rapture when I decided to take a nap in a cemetery at 3 am on Sunday during my brevet.

tangentgirl
05-23-2011, 10:59 AM
That's what shady Canadian pharmacies are for, BSG.

My BF and I have a Winchester, it's the best-stocked bar in town. We've agreed to meet there if the house is *$&%ed. Alas, if it is a tsunami instead of zombies, it would be the worst location, being right on the marina. But whatever, I'm guessing zombies are much more likely.

We have lots of bicycles and a couple few motorcycles, so if gas is scarce, we're covered. We could probably convert the motorcycles to biofuel of some sort.

We also have a manual typewriter, in case there are no computers and we need to communicate with people in a formal manner.

Our trees produce lots of oranges and grapefruit, so scurvy won't be an issue. Also, while I haven't been able to really grow many vegetables very well, the parsley is going OFF in the yard. if anyone needs a post-apocalypse garnish, come see me.

Of course, we have no water, food, first aid, etc. I should probably buy some band-aids next time I'm at the Target. We'll be bartering for letters and bicycle rides, in between decapitating the living dead.

Speaking of which, when does the Walking Dead come back on AMC?

snapdragen
05-23-2011, 11:14 AM
I, for one, am so thankful we will be able to maintain civility and have parsley to garnish our plates. Thank you tangent! :D

BTW -- the zombies are already here. They shop at Sears (http://www.sears.com/shc/s/dap_10153_12605_DAP_Zombie).

zoom-zoom
05-23-2011, 11:27 AM
Speaking of which, when does the Walking Dead come back on AMC?

Sept., I think...? I think it's to be back on around the time that the Fall season starts. Between that and Castle it's gonna be a looooong Summer!

zoom-zoom
05-23-2011, 11:28 AM
I've managed to miss the zombie thing, but I never got into horror movies.

I don't normally like horror, either. But even the "serious" zombie movies really seem to walk a fine line between scary and funny.

BleeckerSt_Girl
05-23-2011, 12:13 PM
Good thing I'd forgotten all about the Rapture when I decided to take a nap in a cemetery at 3 am on Sunday during my brevet.

And how do you know you actually woke up from that nap and are not IN THE RAPTURE RIGHT NOW? :eek: :D


That's what shady Canadian pharmacies are for, BSG.

Ah, I'm so naive!

sundial
05-23-2011, 01:54 PM
Good thing I'd forgotten all about the Rapture when I decided to take a nap in a cemetery at 3 am on Sunday during my brevet.
Maillotpois, LOL! :D :D