Innocently sitting there...

[Veronica]

minding it's own business, the paper strip was suddenly and viciously attacked by the Tucker Cat.

Mr. Cat insists that the paper was actually taunting him, thus the encouraging the attack and has now left the scene, leaving a mess for someone else to clean up.

Veronica

[redrhodie]

Eddy's tail did the same thing to him last night. Dern thing always gets him when he least expects it.

[snapdragen]

Chloe has a 'gator that is constantly trying to run away, so she must pounce and shake it like a rag.

[bmccasland]

Apparently my ankles do something bad during the night, because they get hit by Calypso Kitty once I get up in the morning.

[marni]

and then there is Miss Ike who likes to grab a foot through the sheet at 2 AM and wrastle it to death, which wakes up the projectile shedding maine coon Tux who suddenly and frantically needs to sleep with his forehead pressed against my face to that I can fully benefit from the air filtering ability ? smothering ability of his magnificent ruff.

marni

[bmccasland]

and then there is Miss Ike who likes to grab a foot through the sheet at 2 AM and wrastle it to death, which wakes up the projectile shedding maine coon Tux who suddenly and frantically needs to sleep with his forehead pressed against my face to that I can fully benefit from the air filtering ability ? smothering ability of his magnificent ruff.

marni

Oh my heavens, that's hysterical :p