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Ritamarie
11-27-2009, 03:57 PM
Since I work from my home office 99% of the time, I don't have the opportunity to commute properly. Inspired by my husband and you ladies here, I thought that maybe I could "commute" by running some of my errands on my Surly-Girl "Ethel". I make regular trips to the post office for work every week (9 miles round trip) plus other trips (bank, library, hardware store) that I could certainly do on a bike. I had gotten as far on this plan as asking my son if I could use his old backpack, the one with the hole in the bottom.

Today at about 10 minutes before 4:00, as I am about to leave (in the car) for the post office with an express mail package, my son shows up in the kitchen with the backpack. "See the hole isn't that big Mom. Not big enough for a letter to slip through." So, I am thinking, "what better time than the present?" The post office doesn't close until 4:30. Just 4 miles. Plenty of time. It's about 42 degrees, damp and very windy. I spend about 10 minutes getting my gear on. I've been wanting to try my new Terry heavy weight tights so this is the perfect opportunity to try them out. If I'm too hot, well, it's a short ride. At 4:00 I'm starting down the driveway. The wind is really whipping and I've been sitting at my desk all day so brrrr.... I think maybe I better trade this heavy jersey in for my windbreaker. A quick trip back to the house. Off comes the backpack and the jersey. On with the Windstopper. I was proud of myself for remembering to get the credit card out of the pocket of the jersey. At 4:03 I jump back on Ethel, down the driveway. I get out to the road and realize that something is wrong. I'd forgotten the backpack with the extremely important express package!! This wouldn't be so bad, but our driveway is 1/4 mile long, gravel, with a very steep grade returning to the house. I turn around, put her into granny gear and head back up to the house. I'd never climbed our drive that fast! I'm thinking maybe I better give up and jump in my car. This package must go today. But darn, I hate for my first try at commuting to be a failure. Maybe the second try, but not the first! It's 4:09 by the time I retrieve the package. 4 hilly miles. Hmmm... quick calculation... plenty of time.

Back on Ethel. Back down the driveway. Pedaling as hard as I can. I didn't know the Surly Girl can go that fast! Three miles in. A gradual climb the whole way. I check my iPhone. 4:20. Dang, it's Friday, holiday weekend, quiet country post office (I'm the biggest customer). I'll be there in 5 minutes but I hope the postmaster doesn't close early! I'm pedaling fast up the last hill, steering with the left hand, calling my son with the right, "Call the post office and tell Postmaster Eileen to wait for me!!" (Do you know that you can't dial an iPhone with your gloves on, but you can dial with your tongue?!?) "Chill Mom, you have 10 minutes."

I make it to the post office with 5 minutes to spare, sweating buckets, nose running, laughing my a** off. Package successfully delivered, I came home the long way at a leisurely pace, enjoying the cool darkening evening, the Christmas lights, and I decided my first "commute" was a success.

OakLeaf
11-27-2009, 04:02 PM
(Do you know that you can't dial an iPhone with your gloves on, but you can dial with your tongue?!?)

:D:D You cracked me up. Great job! (And, great job crossing your eyes well enough to see where your tongue is dialing! :D I could never manage that.)

Tri Girl
11-27-2009, 04:37 PM
That was quite an ordeal for your first attempt! I commend you for not just saying "to heck with it" and jumping in the car (like I might have done).
Way to go and congrats!!! :D

oh, and thanks for the laugh. I imagined you dialing your phone with your tongue. HA!

lph
11-27-2009, 11:47 PM
:D fantastic story :D I had no idea you could dial with your tongue!

Bike commuting is great but it does help not having deadlines. I'm continually underestimating the time it takes me to get anywhere (hey, it feels like I'm going really fast, right?) not to mention I still think it takes me 5 minutes to get dressed and 10 minutes to shower and change at the other end. :rolleyes:

redrhodie
11-28-2009, 03:46 AM
I thought for sure the package had fallen through the hole! Great story! Glad it worked out!

Melalvai
11-28-2009, 10:59 AM
Bike commuting is great but it does help not having deadlines. I'm continually underestimating the time it takes me to get anywhere (hey, it feels like I'm going really fast, right?) not to mention I still think it takes me 5 minutes to get dressed and 10 minutes to shower and change at the other end.
ME TOO. It drives me crazy. And anyone who is trying to plan anything with me. But most of all my husband, who believes me when I say I'll be back in 3 hours and worries for the other 2 hours!!

7rider
11-28-2009, 01:22 PM
I thought for sure the package had fallen through the hole!

That's where I thought the story was going, too! :p
Way to work in the speed workout!

HillSlugger
11-28-2009, 05:11 PM
Congrats!

I've operated my iPhone with my nose, but never my tongue! :eek: ;)

Biciclista
11-28-2009, 05:22 PM
you dialed with your tongue? um. wow!

great commute story!!

malkin
11-29-2009, 12:51 PM
Very impressive!

OakLeaf
11-29-2009, 02:40 PM
I wonder if it got cold enough, would your tongue stick to your phone? :D

Ritamarie
11-29-2009, 02:45 PM
Thanks for the comments and encouragement! Even as unprepared as I was, I enjoyed it totally, so I'll continue to try to go by bike for any errands I don't need to transport something big (like a kid). Hopefully, I'll get better and more organized! It will be a great way to work in some extra miles at the end of a workday. I have to go the the post office anyway, don't I? What a great excuse to get on my bike. The miles could add up, to say nothing of the gas and miles saved on my vehicle!

Dialing with your nose... I'll have to try that!

tulip
11-29-2009, 03:32 PM
Great story, Ritamarie! I'm a post office commuter, too, working from home. I'm off the bike for at least a month with a wrist injury, so I got myself a magnetic trainer to "commute" to and from work every day.