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07-01-2009, 05:37 AM
From the American Association Of Retired People
Questions and Answers from AARP Forum
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy
women who are interested
in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his
wife is going through
menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with
tools, you can finish the basement.
When you're done you'll have a
place to live. Q: Someone has told me that
menopause is mentioned in
the bible. Is that true?
Where can it be found? A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ***
all the way to Egypt ." Q: How can you increase the
heart rate of your 60-plus
year old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that
terrible curse of the elderly
wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem. Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads. Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? A: "Gosh, I remember these!" SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?
Questions and Answers from AARP Forum
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy
women who are interested
in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his
wife is going through
menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with
tools, you can finish the basement.
When you're done you'll have a
place to live. Q: Someone has told me that
menopause is mentioned in
the bible. Is that true?
Where can it be found? A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ***
all the way to Egypt ." Q: How can you increase the
heart rate of your 60-plus
year old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that
terrible curse of the elderly
wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem. Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads. Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? A: "Gosh, I remember these!" SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?