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papaver
06-04-2009, 11:00 AM
http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee261/fattiebert/8b6c04aae767c4a84e80d18fe6d154da_50.jpg

:D:D:D

OakLeaf
06-04-2009, 11:26 AM
that's what we need, an inflatable chamois to conform to our "parts," just like those inflatable insoles. :p

redrhodie
06-04-2009, 01:03 PM
So much easier than exercise, and stylish enough to go from work to dinner out. :D

ginny
06-04-2009, 01:23 PM
okay - I'm laughing out loud in my lab (where there are other people who don't know WHY I'm laughing out loud)

drat! I thought someone had some good insight here... has anyone else's butt actually grown from riding? I'm guessing it's the extra muscles... or maybe it's the longer winter here and my butt is just getting bigger and it doesn't have anything at all to do with riding?

andtckrtoo
06-04-2009, 01:34 PM
Very stylish!! Kind of like wearing a pool. Now if we had the option of hot or cool air (water? whatever those things are filled with - although water would give it's own workout!), then maybe they would work for really hot or really cool days!

When I'm doing a lot of hills, especially on the mountain bike, my butt does get bigger (which is good as I am not well endowed in that area).

Running Mommy
06-04-2009, 03:18 PM
When I saw this thread I just had to look....:p

Thanks for the laugh!:D

ttaylor508
06-04-2009, 04:56 PM
I might try them for tubing down the river except there is no beverage holder.

AnnieBikes
06-04-2009, 06:13 PM
Where can I order one of these? I can't wait to try it! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

salsabike
06-04-2009, 07:22 PM
I might try them for tubing down the river except there is no beverage holder.

THAT was funny. Maybe my Macgyver-like spouse could rig up something for that purpose. :p

Zen
06-04-2009, 08:35 PM
If I ever see these I'm buying.
Let me see if they're on ebay

TxDoc
06-04-2009, 08:37 PM
I might try them for tubing down the river except there is no beverage holder.

Maybe we need to invent one with pockets for the beer :)

katluvr
06-05-2009, 12:33 PM
I might try them for tubing down the river except there is no beverage holder.

As if I wasn't laughing already. Now I have an image of floating down the river wearing these w/ adult beverage in hand.
Yeah, need a bevarge holder--DEFINETLY!

channlluv
06-05-2009, 02:24 PM
omg, my mother owned a pair of these. They inflated with the vacuum cleaner set to blow. No wonder I've got such a skewed body image.

Roxy

Zen
06-05-2009, 02:51 PM
Underneath the big yellow product name does it say "health workers of America"?
Channlluv,do you remember what year that was?

Trek420
06-05-2009, 03:08 PM
Yeah, need a bevarge holder--DEFINETLY!

They ARE the beverage holder. Just fill 'em with beer. ;)

papaver
06-05-2009, 03:30 PM
Underneath the big yellow product name does it say "health workers of America"?
Channlluv,do you remember what year that was?

it's health watchers... :D

uforgot
06-05-2009, 03:32 PM
They ARE the beverage holder. Just fill 'em with beer. ;)

Great idea! And then you wouldn't care about the size of your butt.

malkin
06-05-2009, 04:47 PM
Look Better, Feel Better, Wake up your body!

I like how the word "LONG" is sitting in the cross stroke of the H.

sundial
06-06-2009, 07:36 PM
I might try them for tubing down the river except there is no beverage holder.

Try your cleavage. It seems to work around here. :D

channlluv
06-06-2009, 08:04 PM
Underneath the big yellow product name does it say "health workers of America"?
Channlluv,do you remember what year that was?

Golly. I was young. Maybe 1973? '75?

Roxy

cylegoddess
06-10-2009, 02:09 AM
'I might try them for tubing down the river except there is no beverage holder.'LOL!

My butt is bigger,in fact I have two butts. The high, cycling one( lurking) and the old one , a bit smaller- on the outside. I seem to be mutating from a flat saggy fat based bum to a muscley, hard one. Or maybe it stays like that. I have invited friends to 'have a feel', Im so proud of it!
Sadly,:p I am all thighs and bum, no other fleshy bits. The rest is bony, and man do I look funny!

BleeckerSt_Girl
06-10-2009, 06:14 AM
If you tried rafting down the river in these pants, I'm afraid they would flip over so that your head was underwater and only your giant BUBBLE BUTT was sticking up in the air, bobbing down the river! :eek: You'd have to learn kayaking skills to flip back the right way.

papaver
06-10-2009, 06:15 AM
If you tried rafting down the river in these pants, I'm afraid they would flip over so that your head was underwater and only your giant BUBBLE BUTT was sticking up in the air, bobbing down the river! :eek: You'd have to learn kayaking skills to flip back the right way.

:D:D:D

ttaylor508
06-10-2009, 07:35 AM
Try your cleavage. It seems to work around here. :D

I don't have enough cleavage for that :( I am thinking one of these http://www.schallstailgate.com/BeerHatGuy2.jpg would work

BethHarpring
02-12-2014, 11:24 PM
yay..

I bet no one would ever wear that..
It's so ugh, can't even describe it. .. :confused: